Never bow to a lady at a window that has not been properly weather stripped!

THAT'S FACT UP ORIGINAL!

ORC BLOOD 

1.5 oz Bacardi

1 oz of Melon Liqueor

.5 oz fresh squeezed lime

.5 oz lemon juice

Seltzer

Splash of Grenadine 

Echoes. Echoes of lives. Echoes of words you wish you never heard. No idea what I'm talking about? Me, either. Enjoy this off the wall episode! 

Almond Joy Martini

1 oz Creme de Cacao

1 oz Amaretto

1/2 oz of Coconut Rum

2 oz of Light Cream 

Hungry? Why wait? Grab some "flat meat" and satisfy your craving with this week's delicious episode. 

Drink of the Week

GILLIGAN'S ISLAND ICED TEA (This is definitely a three hour tour!) 

1/2 oz of gin (yep)

1/2 oz of vodka (you heard right)

1/2 oz of white rum (yes, more alcohol)

1/2 oz of triple sec (We're not done yet!) 

1/2 oz tequila (no I'm not kidding)

1 oz of lemon juice (you know, to make up for the ether) 

1 oz of grape juice (non-fermented at least) 

1/2 oz of simply syrup. (a spoonful of sugar makes the alcohol go down) 

Mix with ice and get drunk within the first sip. 

No wonder they never got off that island. 

First person to get a "That's Fact Up" tattoo wins a free typewriter. 

The "Uncrustable" 

1.5 Ounces Blind Squirrel Peanut Butter Whiskey

.75 Ounce Pearl Red Berry Vodka

Heavy Splash of Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice

We're back!  We're married! Our pod is no longer an illegitimate bastard. In this episode, prepare to get spooky and also a little spooked by some hauntingly good facts! Now, put the lotion on the skin...

Planter's Punch 

An anthology of inspirational stories about love, life, and misguided facts! 

The Jubilee (We named it, we didn't create it)

2 oz tequila

Half squeezed lime

One pack of raspberry Emergen-C

Seltzer Water 

Ice 

What do you get when you mate two losers with recording equipment? A genetic anomaly with a podcast. Come be part of our inner circle. Now taking applications for the president, but you have to speak "That's Fact Upese". 

Drink (Provided by a loyal listener!)  

"Preacher's Daughter" 

An Amber Ale - Fountain Square Brew Company 

Well, we go off the rails in this one. Anyway, hang your "dirty laundry" with us and give your ass an air bath, come "see" what this episode is all about! 

Drink? 

Moscato d'Asti

(Shut up, we're lazy!) 

We told you we'd be back, and that was a fact! Don't "judge" us, just "stag"ger on over to that play button and hit it. We'll see you in court. 

Blue Lagoon (Brooke Shields Style) 

2 oz Vodka (New Amsterdam) 

1 oz Blue Curaçao

1 oz Simply Syrup

1 oz fresh lemon juice 

You can count all of our episodes on your toes! 

Happy TENTH episode, Facters! 

Jagerita 

2 oz Jager

1/2 oz Triple Sec

1 oz Sour Mix