Carl's dad has a birthday coming up and he's raising money to help out in Texas, check out feedingtexas.org if you want to make a donation to help those affected by the storms and struggling with hunger. And now on to the episode! Super fun one, a little longer--much to discuss. Pakistani rollerblade police: Better or worse than a bike cop? Marjorie Taylor Greene: Only trusts science when it supports her bigotry. A mother's on OnlyFans and her kids are expelled from Catholic school--because in Catholicism, you can touch little boys, but you can't pose in lingerie! The New York Times' reporting is bupkis and Purim just might be the most lit Jewish holiday. It also involves the ORIGINAL running of The Bachelor, which is WAY better than the show. Check it out, follow us @TheDailyMort on IG, and send those emails to [email protected]!