In our inaugural episode, we're checking out the notorious CATS (2019). We know, we're starting big. We've all seen the reviews, but it couldn't be THAT bad, right? ..........RIGHT?

CATS is a musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber, who also wrote Phantom of the Opera. However, if you're watching it because of that, we've got some bad news for you: This is just an awful movie. Whether it's Idris Elba's cat abs, giant human CGI faces on too-small cat heads, magical glowing catnip, dancing cockroaches with faces, creepy baby mice, or Evil Thanos Cat™, rest assured, there's plenty to go over in this episode. Don't miss it!

You can rent or buy Cats on YouTube, Google Play Movies or Amazon Prime (but please don't).

Watch with us. We promise you'll be disappointed.