This Christmas I gave Dallyn a card game: Business Walrus. It's a new card game by the satire website ClickHole—and it's actually a blast.

We made a video version, but since you don't really need to see it, we thought a podcast version would be fun as well!

What do you get when you cross Will Ferrell, a saxophone, and 17-year cicadas? A good time, that's what!

On this second episode of Side Quest Guys: The Podcast, we're doing the usual: bringing you weird news stories, fun facts, and personal stories.

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On the premiere episode of Side Quest Guys: The Podcast, we're starting off with a bang—or should I say, a bath. 

Our friend Curtis made a plan with an odd guy to play tennis last year but he canceled last minute after asking for money. Now, months later, he got a voicemail so weird that we had to play it for you and talk about it.

Also, to round off the episode, we're talking about some weird news stories (links below)

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Are we living in a simulation? What happens when a truckload of 100 monkeys crashes on the highway? Is there a TikToker that that's broadcasting from the future (well, no, but hear me out).

Dallyn and Cody are gathering weird news, history, theories, and anything else that's bizarre or interesting and we're bringing it right to your podcast feed. Subscribe now to be first in line to hear the funniest, weirdest news and facts (and our reaction to them).

Critically thrashed and globally made fun of.......yet we enjoyed this one the most so far 😂

This week we talk about 2008's Twilight, the famous teen vampire drama. We discuss the issues as well as the highlights. We also talk about the good things (and there were a lot more than we expected!

Bella Swan moves to Forks and encounters Edward Cullen, a gorgeous boy with a secret (vAmPiRe).

Rent Twilight on YouTube,  iTunes, Vudu or Amazon.

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The moment none of us have been waiting for, the big daddy of bad angsty teen movies: TWILIGHT! That's right, Robert Pattinson and his uneven vampire nipples are coming to Skip Worthy Cinema.

You can watch Twilight with us on YouTube, Google Play Movies, or Amazon Prime. 

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Pet Shop is one of those movies where you just have to ask yourself "how in the world did this get made"? From demon Furbys to Marty McFly cowboy outfits, this is truly one of the most bizarre movies we've ever seen. 

Watch Pet Shop for free on Tubi TV and laugh along with us! (Or don't. Maybe don't)

"A couple of alien slavers disguised as cowboys arrive to Earth and open up an E.T. pet shop in a small desert town where FBI hides witnesses against the mob to kidnap human children and sell them off at alien slave auctions." 

👆🏼Ah, a perfect movie for children.

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What do you get when interstellar cowboys want to co-own a pet shop as a sinister plot device? I'll give you a hint—nothing good. This week Dallyn and Cody watch 1994's Pet Shop.

Watch Pet Shop for free on Tubi TV to prepare for next week's episode. Or don't. Yeah maybe don't.

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That was anything but a smooth ride. Nicolas Cage just treated us to two hours of a confusing accent, karate chimps, and the movie equivalent of a "No Fear" t-shirt. Don't watch this movie, please. Please.

"When motorcycle rider Johnny Blaze sells his soul to the Devil to save his father's life, he is transformed into the Ghost Rider, the Devil's own bounty hunter, and is sent to hunt down sinners."  

Worried about content? Check the IMDb Parent's Guide: t.ly/vZGh  

(Don't) Watch Ghost Rider on Netflix. Rent it on Google Play Movies, YouTube or Amazon Prime Video.  

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