On the first Tuesday of May (adjusted for time zones) we made ourselves breakfast and buckled into the live Vogue coverage of the MET Gala. Listen as Laura and Charles give a little more than their two cents on Karl: A Line of Beauty.

We give you the talking points you need to survive the media maelstrom of takes, take-downs, and gags of the gala’s red carpet. From Advanced Style and aging musty Chanel No. 5 smells to Nicole Kidman at the Fountain of Youth, Laura is entranced into a pheromonal firestorm that leaves her gagging! Charles can’t help but break down what exactly Karl Lagerfeld has to do with giving Kim Kardashian a pearl necklace AND, just this once, we go easy on Karlie Kloss and JW Anderson. Hear what’s changed the hearts and minds of fashion commentating’s most jaded semioticians.

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