After an abandoned Aretha Franklin tribute due to Mike unable to hit the appropriate notes, the boys discuss how you can't stop time, mortality, Elvis Presley, celeb addictions, cute pics on Instagram, loving posts, cyrptocurrency, Lifetime, justice, 3D printed guns, Westworld, throwing shade at Vanessa Hudgens, religion, celeb listeners, Abraham, KFC, Colonel Sanders, Jason Alexander, Danny DeVito, Flo, Aflac, Gilbert Gottfried, Oscar Meyer Wienermobile, hotdog journalism, Beyonce, Jay-Z, Morgan Freeman, clickbait, Purple Boys, the Coors Light Hero, Madge, Lady Gaga, Chik-fil-A, McDonald's, Uncle Bieber, and fun in the sun.