Mike opens up by defending the show from haters. He also clarifies a mistake from the previous show. The boys then rapidly discuss many important topics include Cardi B, Nicki Minaj, Eminem, Machine Gun Kelly, Weezy, Birdman, Michael Jordan, Kris Kross, squashing the beef, Pee Wee Herman, Space Jam, R. Kelly, Artificial Intelligence, "The Investing Minute with Mike," Swing King, Burt Reynolds, Showgirls, Striptease, sausage recalls, Mexican Jalapeño Peanut Candy M&Ms, Spice Girls, Spice Boy, SPAM, pork, Presidential Alert System, shotguns, clowns, Master Mike, Political Science, "The Law," Clown Arts, It, Yoyo, Topsy, Harpo, Humpty, Bobo, Dodoles, Waffle House, the Eight Clown Commandments, stolen Teslas, and sharks in the dark.

The boys have a very special and thrilling morning podcast to kick off the fall of 2018. Topics include riff, raff, ruff, reff, ryuff, booze at Disneyland, stock picks, Cedar Point, Six Flags, Missouri, The Mike Joyce Show, interventions, Ariana Grande, Bishops, Taco Bell, Iggy Azalea, family & daddy reviews on iTunes, Grandpa and Grandpa names, lurking, social media, Dreezy, Pretty Woman, Julia Roberts, Richard Gere, Jason Alexander, Colonel Sanders, Millennials, The Angry Generation, Left Behind, mikeandkris.biz, data breaches, Blockbuster, Pizza Hut, Indiana, Twitter, dieting, America, washing hands, the Pledge of Alliance, retracting jokes, the government, Diet Mountain Dew, funny memos, drug dealers, Oz, Michael Phelps, community pools, 3d printing, wives, the homeless, Eminem, M&Ms, Criminal, Pandora, Dr. Dre, Tyrese, Da Brat, Sisqo, Thong Song, Who Let the Dogs Out, Jukeboxes, checked bags, sharks, Dane Cook, people falling down the stairs, extraterrestrials, hanging out, and channel checks.

After an abandoned Aretha Franklin tribute due to Mike unable to hit the appropriate notes, the boys discuss how you can't stop time, mortality, Elvis Presley, cute pics on Instagram, loving posts, cyrptocurrency, Lifetime, justice, 3D printed guns, Westworld, throwing shade at Vanessa Hudgens, religion, celeb listeners, Abraham, KFC, Colonel Sanders, Jason Alexander, Danny DeVito, Flo, Aflac, Gilbert Gottfried, Oscar Meyer Wienermobile, hotdog journalism, Beyonce, Jay-Z, Morgan Freeman, clickbait, Purple Boys, the Coors Light Hero, Madge, Lady Gaga, Chik-fil-A, McDonald's, Uncle Bieber, and fun in the sun.

After an extremely tense opening where Mike tries to get to the bottom of why Kris is not following him on Instagram, the boys switch to topics of interest. The World Cup, fútbol, football, tennis, The European Union, Google, Microsoft Vista, technology, "The Year of Mobile," tablets, Buzz Aldrin, moon landing conspiracy, 4 day work week, Teri Hatcher, Lois Lane, Dean Cain, Superman, Kevin Sorbo, Hercules, Superheroes, religion, Heaven, Donald Trump, Hilary Duff, baby bellies, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Junior, Danny DeVito, C-sections, sugary drink bans, DARE, and Snuff McGruff.

Sensing that Kris may be disproportionately kicking off the show, Mike takes over the duties to a smashing success. Topics discussed are Alexa, evening podcasts, Happy Double Golden Birthday Kris, grizzly bears, tekvests, salmonella, conspiracies, illuminati, brown recluse spiders, millenials, prenuptial agreements, mister right, mister plight, bowling, ergramm, World Cup, social bot, toys, swing king, bling king, Tony Parker, LeBron James, Hailey Baldwin, Justin Bieber, chapels, Chap, video gamers, Chris Hansen, Climatology, tin fol hat selfies, black helicopters, and Iggy Azalea.

An action-packed eppy which includes many topics of interest. Including C-Murder, Master P, Silkk the Shocker, Alexa, fan shoutouts, flat earth, Iggy Azalea, Robert DeNiro, Marlon Brando, Tony Soprano, Joe Pesci, Al Pacino, James Franco, 3D, the Monopoly Man, Scrooge McDuck, Kris' Bachelor Party, John Hammond, white linens, dinosaurs, Dreezy, chinese investment, Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen, Beavis and Butthead, Eminem, Busta Rhymes, Xzibit, Game of Thrones Wedding (Season 4 Spoilers), Ed Sheeran, Thurman Merman, Clone Children, parenting, and much more!

In a quite literally louder episode, Mike & Kris discuss several important topics and the news of the day. Including the Gift of Gab, Podbean, the 2018 World Cup, Daddy Day, Mike & Kris Day, family, Fortnite, gaming, Beyonce and Jay Z, old rappers, Eminem, Busta Rhymes, Iggy Azalea, top jobs, Harry Potter, spider-man raccoon, Bob Ross, sleep apps, Florida, and a bit more.

After another hiatus of over a year, the boys reunite to riff about many important topics such as NC-17, Fast and the Furious, Harry Potter, McDonald's, horse racing, trade wars, tariffs, Jared Fogle, dogs starting fires, happy birthday messages on Facebook, deactivating Facebook, the Stanley Cup, the NBA Finals, Clippy, Amazon, the decline of retail, McDonald's kiosks, pant sizes, restaurant names, American Express, Iggy Azalea, G-Eazy, Dreezy, Yeezy, Weezy, rap beefs, Birdman, Manny Fresh, face tats, David the Gnome, shale, lottery winnings, and much more!

After another brief hiatus of 631 days, the boys get right back at it! You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll probably struggle to listen all the way through due to audio issues. And, at the end, we know you'll be glad you listened! Topics include tickling to induce a smile, eating out, Mike's Best Man Speech, Richard Simmons, liking a like, Chris Webber, marijuana, thanking the TSA and Metra conductors for their service, mice infestations, the weather, Mike's an Uncle, Birdman, Weezy, beef, deer hitting vehicles, and becoming an instant daddy.