Sensing that Kris may be disproportionately kicking off the show, Mike takes over the duties to a smashing success. Topics discussed are Alexa, evening podcasts, Happy Double Golden Birthday Kris, grizzly bears, tekvests, salmonella, conspiracies, illuminati, brown recluse spiders, millenials, prenuptial agreements, mister right, mister plight, bowling, ergramm, World Cup, social bot, toys, swing king, bling king, Tony Parker, LeBron James, Hailey Baldwin, Justin Bieber, chapels, Chap, video gamers, Chris Hansen, Climatology, tin fol hat selfies, black helicopters, and Iggy Azalea.