Mike opens up by defending the show from haters. He also clarifies a mistake from the previous show. The boys then rapidly discuss many important topics include Cardi B, Nicki Minaj, Eminem, Machine Gun Kelly, Weezy, Birdman, Michael Jordan, Kris Kross, squashing the beef, Pee Wee Herman, Space Jam, R. Kelly, Artificial Intelligence, "The Investing Minute with Mike," Swing King, Burt Reynolds, Showgirls, Striptease, sausage recalls, Mexican Jalapeño Peanut Candy M&Ms, Spice Girls, Spice Boy, SPAM, pork, Presidential Alert System, shotguns, clowns, Master Mike, Political Science, "The Law," Clown Arts, It, Yoyo, Topsy, Harpo, Humpty, Bobo, Dodoles, Waffle House, the Eight Clown Commandments, stolen Teslas, and sharks in the dark.