Scrape that roadkill off the road and staple it to the back of your head because we're going for a nice boat ride through the bayou!

Join Haleigh and Meredith as they explore one of the most interesting death scenes in cinematic history in the 1991 American erotic thriller/romantic tragedy....ZANDALEE!

Grab your fake vampire teeth and crawl around the ground of New York City as you prepare to get slapped back into reality by Cher and join Haleigh and Meredith as they delve into the dysfunctional bonds that create a loving family and the nocturnal proclivities that make one a monster. Nicolas Cage stars in Moonstruck and Vampire's Kiss.

How do you woo a woman? If you're Nick Cage you use a nasal falsetto, commit armed robbery and have perfectly coiffed hair, of course. Witness Nicholas cage re-engineer the leading man and test the laws of human attraction with a little help from Pokey the Pony and Woody the Woodpecker in Peggy Sue Got Married and Raising Arizona.

Is Cher a witch? What does a cockroach taste like? Who would win in a Cajun dance off between Nicholas Cage and Judge Reinhold? Is it ethical to hire a functional alcoholic to study? Will these questions be answered? We'll let you decide.

Ride along on the first part of our Nicholas Cage series if you think biting the head off a fish is attractive to ladies and monitor lizards in top hats are cool. Is fried cricket good in an egg salad sandwich? Did Sean Penn try to halt Nick's rising star? Would you marry a man who had Poky from Gumby's voice? August Coppola may have told Nicky that he was too restrained as an actor, but we think his work speaks for itself.

With so much thanks to the author Zach Schonfeld and his book "How Coppola Became Cage" for a hilarious and insightful ride through Nick's early life.

In this episode Haleigh and Meredith delve into demented baked goods, get on the road with Willie Nelson and watch Meatloaf lose his mind. The only question is, are you team Busey or team Meatloaf?

On Episode 8 Meredith and Haleigh continue their quest to determine if Gary has deserved his Hollywood title of Scary Gary or if he displayed the acting chops to be a big star. Join them as they discuss very unfortunate wigs and werewolf encounters.

Haleigh and Meredith delve into the cinematic feats of Gary Busey in this first episode of a multipart dissection. Follow along as we try to understand the border crisis, how deaf telephone services work and is it possible that Gary Busey is hiding in your attic right now?

What is Gary Busey? Is he the "Scary Gary" madman we are familiar with from cinematic delights such as The Gingerdead man and I'm with Busey, or is he a misunderstood genius? Is he the crazy enigma we have all come to know him as or is he an under appreciated brilliant actor? Come along as Meredith and Haleigh discuss his life from his highest achievements to his lowest points. Generate A Ridiculous Yarn with us and remember to always be Living In Volcanic Energy.

Meredith and Haleigh come to a final conclusion on Eric Roberts as well as correcting any mistakes and adding information that did not make the previous episodes.