Joe talks about Madden to deafening silence, Peter struggles with the aging Bioshock series, Sydney swoons over Portal proposals, and then we begrudgingly talk about Amiibos... Again.

Joe decides to never play a new game ever again, Peter has a laundry list of games to play, including Bioshock, Bayonetta, and Playstation Home, they both have a bone to pick with Sony and Nintendo, while they consider to jump the proverbial fence into Microsoft's camp.

Joe balances podcasting with Madden, Peter ranks all the Prince of Persia games that crashed on his PS3, Sydney won't stop talking about Minecraft, the Pokemon Alpha-Omega demo isn't a demo, and we rant about Nintendo for the ninth time!

Edward joins us for but a second time! In this episode, Joe rages about a game that's been irrelevant for 5 years, Peter discusses how Smash Bros. is only worth 4.5 Elephants, Edward is excited for the next car game, everyone agrees that the 3DS is not ergonomic, and Driveclub still doesn't work.

The show must go on, as Peter exclaims his excitement for Super Smash Bros, Joe raves about his new found conversion to the mobile platform, and Sydney stays eerily silent, watching, waiting, commiserating.

Peter takes Joe's place as host this week. Edward, a guest to the show, tells us about Battlefield and new changes to the game. Peter talks up Smash Bros. on 3DS and Edward guesses the roster. Finally, Sydney takes over the news section. Also, Disney Princesses.

Peter convinces Joe to download the Smash Bros. demo, Joe shares horroring stories to Sydney about his Minecraft escapades, Sydney plays a game, I guess, news is also shared, I dunno, and a discussion is had about framerate and how it's we all largely agree on everything, sorta. I don't know how this got uploaded.

What has happened? Why can't I swear? My ears are bleeding! Also, Peter discusses his return to the lusty Soul Calibur Lost Swords, Joe takes another trip down nostalgia lane with Theatrhythm Curtain Call and Final Fantasy Tactics: War of the Lions, Sydney expresses disappointment with the Microsoft acquisition of Mojang, and everyone realizes what a weirdo Joe is.

Joe , Peter , and guest Brandon discuss the PlayStation's good (Final Fantasy Tactics), bad (Rock of the Dead), and ugly (God of War Collection Vita) games, share professional Smash Bros. strategems, appreciate beautiful and hard PS4 games, and ponder what a Microsoft acquisition of Mojang would entail.

Joe, Sydney, and Peter fail to digest the sham that is NTSC's Disney Singstar, have a therapy session over Peter's apathy towards Minecraft, discuss why "normal" won't cut it with druggies, rail on Nintendo some more, make questionable consumer decisions, and determine that no one wants to send us emails.