Smash 'em!!
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Words and music by Diane Rains. Copyright © 2015 by Diane Laura Rains. All Rights Reserved.
Vocals by Stu Janis and Diane Rains. Concertina by Stu Janis. Piscician Tuba by Mele Wai and Lo'ihi (musical goldfishes).
∞∞∞ LYRICS ∞∞∞
There is a vile insect that's ruined my life.
Weigh hey, smash all the BEBS.
They made my dog vomit and frightened my wife.
Give me some time to smash all the BEBs.
Boxelder bugs breed, and they set out to roam.
Weigh hey, smash all the BEBS.
They gather in autumn on the side of my home.
Give me some time to smash all the BEBs.
They're spindly and crawly; they're creepy, wee thugs.
Weigh hey, smash all the BEBS.
They like to hang out with the Big Ugly Bugs.
Smash all the BEBs, and smash all the BUBs.
They sent out some scouts to find ways to invade.
Weigh hey, smash all the BEBS.
Through doors, cracks, and windows, quick progress they made.
Give me some time to smash all the BEBs.
From the ground to the rooftop, they swarmed without pause.
Weigh hey, smash all the BEBS.
They swarmed down the chimney just like Santy Clause.
Give me some time to smash all the BEBs.
They swarmed 'cross the carpet and covered the cat.
Weigh hey, smash all the BEBS.
'Til I couldn't see her to know where she's at.
Give me some time to smash all the BEBs.
When I was sleepin', they crawled up my nose.
Weigh hey, smash all the BEBS.
I woke up a sneezin' and said "Thar she blows!"
Give me some time to smash all the BEBs.
The swarm got so deep it went over my knee.
Weigh hey, smash all the BEBS.
I got so disgusted I ran off to sea.
Give me some time to smash all the BEBs.
Now I count as we smash 'em so far from the shore
Weigh hey, smash all the BEBS.
For every one smashed we will find 20 more.
Give me some time to smash all the BEBs.
We're still keeping score, so this story's not done.
Weigh hey, smash all the BEBS.
We've smashed 20 billion six hundred and one.
Give me some time to smash all the BEBs.
Weigh hey, smash all the BEBS.
Give me some time to smash all the BEBs.
Weigh hey, smash all the BEBS.
There ain't enough time to smash all the BEBs!