In this week’s delightfully unhinged episode, the gang tackles the big questions: Is cereal just sad soup? What even is a Buffalo Hunter Hunter? And why did Richard watch War of the Noobs alone—was it punishment or pleasure?

We blindly review a suspiciously judgmental bone-shaped object that may or may not be a toddler torture device, and Jesse gets an unexpected love-hate letter from Bernice, an 87-year-old legend with Jell-O-based trauma. Plus, we reveal the tragic tale of Alan's “silent disco for the blind” that turned into an avant-garde Finnish art exhibit.

Also: Chitchat about stuff we’ve never seen but pretend we love, two “Would You Rather” brain melters, and a preview of next week’s dive into The Gorge. Bring your headphones, your soul rhythm, and maybe some tissues—for the emotional damage.

Rated 6/10 for psychological squeaky toy warfare.