In this episode I present a revolutionary idea to my medically licensed, painfully sober father: let’s bring back the good ol’ days when whiskey cured everything and cocaine was in cough syrup. I explain why illegal drugs and alcohol might be the real medicine we’ve been missing — cheaper, more effective, and way more fun than whatever Big Pharma is pushing now. My dad tries (and fails) to keep a straight face as I ask the hard-hitting questions like:
•Should tequila be prescribed for anxiety?
•Is meth basically just Adderall without a marketing team?
•And why isn’t there a Walgreens brand heroin yet?

Warning: Contains zero medical credibility, maximum dad frustration, and possibly a few future drug addictions