Ash and Sal share true life ghost tales and creep each other out.  Ash tells some very scary stories.  Whilst Sal lightens the mood with some lame jokes, Ash tells some risqué jokes. Join our intrepid duo as they trip the light fantastic of everything that is paranormal and scary.  Will they make it to the end in one piece? Or even with their sanity? Join them on their wild journey of spooks, creepy crawlies and things that go bump in the night....and the day!!!!!!! Listen if you dare!

Ash & Sal welcome the people of podcast land into their weird and wonderful world and discuss the paranormal.  Ash tells a creepy story and gives Sal the chills.  Senior Professor Doctor Sal & Doctor Professor First Class Ash advise a poor deceased man about getting rid of a stalker, and moving  into his ghostly sweethearts mausoleum.  Laughs and bad language ensue and those of a sensitive disposition or who are just plain boring should obtain advise from their physician before listening.

Sal offers to cook Pidgeon Beak Biriyani a culinary delight, after being pooped on from a great height.  Ash hands out the prestigious Fitehmu award which is frankly just pants.  The Professors return and give some out of this world advice to a listener whose mother in law speaks in tongues.  The Truth Is Out There.

Sal plans world domination, Ash is NOT Alan Titchmarsh,  and our intrepid duo advise a man who's boyfriend is trapped in the wrong body.