Chainsaws and Tits

This week it's a double helping of Steven Seagal as Pat and Gibby cover "Under Siege" and "Hard To Kill." With questionable martial arts abilities, and possibly the worst running form of the 1990's, it's almost impossible to love this guy! Who are we kidding, it definitely is. We'll see you freaks there!

The candyman definitely CAN in this week's episode, as Pat and Gibby buzz over the classic "Candyman." Then it's a slow, and steady descent into madness as the franchise visits Mardi Gras in "Candyman 2: Farewell To The Flesh." Because the only thing the candyman can't do is apparently rescue himself from that hot mess. We'll see you freaks there!

This week Pat and Gibby get trapped with figures from fiction in "Waxwork." After that, it's an unfortunate journey through time and space in "Waxwork II." How many scenes in both films pay homage to classic horror tropes you may ask? Technically all of them. We'll see you freaks there!

Fantasy meets Sci-fi this week as Pat and Gibby take on the largest D&D campaign ever in "Krull." Is there anything Gibby loves more than a mullet? Probably not. After that, it's all about Kevin Sorbo's muscles in "Kull the Conqueror." Is there anything Pat loves more than big muscled barbarians? Also, probably not. We'll see you freaks there!

This week it's all about dreams coming true as Pat and Gibby take a tumble into Phantasm and Phantasm 2! Where a coming of age story derails into a mustard fueled nightmare. After that, we learn the hard way as to why a ménage à trois with the Tall Man and the Lady in Lavender would NOT be a good thing. We'll see you freaks there!

It's a double helping of Nicolas Cage this week as Pat and Gibby cover "Face/Off." After a heavy round of pseudo science, it's all about iconic crooks in "Con Air." We'll see you freaks there!

It gets greasy this week as Pat and Gibby cover the cult favorite "The Greasy Strangler." After that, it's all about Robert, the murderous tire that comes to life in "Rubber." After all, tires can have feelings too you know. We'll see you freaks there!

This week it goes bad to worse as Pat and Gibby cover Ghoulies and Troll 2. How bad you ask? worse than you think. We'll see you freaks there!

You remember that time when vampires were cool? yeah that one time? This week, Pat and Gibby cover the classics Blade and Blade 2! Because who doesn't love a little Wesley Snipes? Well technically the IRS. We'll see you freaks there!

It's a pairing of biblical proportions! This week as Pat and Gibby discuss Spawn and Constantine. A battle of good versus evil, and a shared theme of redemption, this one will have you crying, laughing and probably a little sick. We'll see you freaks there!