In this episode, Elavisa and I take it waaay back to the wild world of African schooling — from the chalk-dusted classrooms to the chaos of punishments and the sting of the cane 🥲📏. We’re talking strict headmasters, creepy teachers, lunchtime gossip, and the silent rebellions that kept us sane. 

We cover the good, the traumatic, and the outright ridiculous:
👩🏾‍🏫 Teachers with god complexes
💔 First crushes you had to hide like contraband
🕺🏾 Skipping school for vibes and meat pies
👀 Being bullied and learning to fight back (with or without words) 

It’s funny, raw, and real — if you’ve ever survived an African education system, this one will have you laughing, nodding, and maybe even flinching a bit 💀😂 

This is Part 1 — from Primary School to High School.
University and after-school confessions drop next 🎓👂🏾🍿