Puffy Eyes, Chili Mac, and the "Man-opause" Struggle

Scotty B and Big E are back for a Championship Week edition that is roughly 10% sports analysis and 90% a cry for help. Between Scotty getting roasted by his seven-year-old for his "puffy eyes" and Big E discovering he’s officially reached "the heaviest he’s ever been" at a 7:00 AM doctor’s appointment, the mid-life crisis is hitting the Winning Parlay studio hard.

"I look good from the front, but don’t put me on the side, man."

Whether they’re debating the structural integrity of a homemade "Crockpot Chili Mac" or reminiscing about the culinary horror of microwaved Kraft-single-tortilla-quesadillas, this episode is a gastrointestinal minefield. Stick around for the UFC betting post-game, a look at some terrifying fake snake pranks, and the definitive reason why you should never trust a 1080p spy camera disguised as a wall charger.

Click play to hear the guys gamble their dignity (and their stomach lining) away.