Chancellor Pink

Your Chancellor explains the secret meaning behind his weird and seemingly idiotic signature sign off phrase.

The Chancellor reminds not to gain the whole world only to lose touch with the good person you used to be.

The Chancellor contends that the President is a terrorist. The dictionary says a terrorist is "a person who uses unlawful violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aims." And until the monster is removed, all Republicans must be removed from Democratic channels of communication.

The Chancellor believes Easter is a universal message of resurrection.

The Chancellor talks about some things that are overrated.

Your Chancellor is your friend. But what about the ones who are far from it? The Chancey Baby talks about 1) Acknowledging your enemies, 2) Soothing them (manipulating them), 3) Forgiving and/or apologizing to them, or 4) Releasing them. However you address your enemies, The Chancellor reminds you to be grateful for the ones who light up at the sound of your voice and smile at the sight of your face.

The Chancellor explains why Stormy Daniels is more threatening to Trump than Mueller.

A pep talk for sticking by the people & things you believe in through thick & thin. With a warning as to the dangers of blind loyalty.

The Chancellor's mini autobiography.

Any time an atheist dies, we never hear the end of his genius from his fellow atheists. The Chancellor respectfully dishes out some disrespect for one of the great dead minds of our generation.