Channel 6 episodes:

• December 26, 2025Cookie Man Defeats Penn State

  • You may be surprised which hosts end up on which side of the "Play Copperhead Road At Day Care" argument
  • George Blindness, explained
  • Remembering Mark Stoops topping all those basketball coaches
  • DJ Durkin's staying at Auburn! Gross!
  • Pete Golding's staying at Oxford! Whatever!
  • Michigan State's 48-hour Only Stick Challenge
  • Fired Coaches Draft update
  • Bob Chesney, great news: The worst part of the UCLA job is the job
  • Penn State why did you try the cookie people
  • Nebraska doesn't have enough guys to get clogged up
  • Which football team is "a rave with hotdogs"
  • Plus! Conference championship and playoff game previews
  • Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
  • Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Trey McClure
  • DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not
  • Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work
  • Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
  • Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

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• December 26, 2025THANKSGIVING DISASTERS, PART 2

  • Pasta points! What are they, and how could they kill your troops?
  • Is Strega Nona a ladder-puller?
  • Let's turn Floyd's mic on for a minute and talk about Cal's interim situation
  • NEW JETSKI HERO UNLOCKED
  • In keeping with our return to Thanksgiving topics, we also return to the topic of workplace behavior on the Moon
  • Philly Meat Heist
  • The ultra-rare Thanksgiving Jetski Disaster
  • Introducing our new web series, Foot Or Cake?
  • How to display dominance at the dessert table
  • Mashed potato muffins: Teach the controversy
  • Grandpa hands math problem
  • Host Thanksgiving disasters, updated
  • AirBnB kitchens are lies filled with smaller lies
  • A family group chat exchange that will probably make you feel better about whatever dumb shit is going on in yours
  • The most literal interpretation of "Thanksgiving disaster"
  • Pennsylvania re-burnishes its legacy as our funniest state
  • Many Pyrex stories were submitted; only one has been chosen
  • Actually useful mashed potato tips buried in here somewhere
  • A "where are they now?" update to a previous Thanksgiving disaster
  • [is Die Hard a Christmas movie voice] is Space Jam a Thanksgiving movie
  • Honoring Little Miss Fore Under Five
  • Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
  • Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Matt
  • DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not
  • Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work
  • Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
  • Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

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• December 26, 2025Lane Kiffin To Dumbsinane

  • Space crime update
  • We would once again like to remind the audience and ourselves that we don't know shit about hiring coaches
  • Ole Miss Has A Decree and don't we all just love that for them
  • Lane has already done something to make all of this worse by the time this episode drops
  • Pop-Tarts Bowl has gone too far this time
  • A proud moment in hating pays off for Spencer
  • Surber unburdens himself about the Air Bud reboot
  • The dizzying depths of The American ™ tiebreaker scenarios
  • Plus! The week 13 college football slate
  • This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber
  • Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Chris Watkins
  • DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not
  • Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work
  • Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
  • Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino
  • Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase exclusive PTKU Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-branded loot

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• December 26, 2025Brian Kelly's Grimy Mutualism

  • A TMNT-based roleplaying game sparks both a look inward and a death penalty debate
  • Ryan's audio is real weird in this one for some reason. Sorry about that!
  • There's some RFK voice work in here, which is practically indistinguishable from the glitching. You are welcome
  • Crime Blotter: Pinellas County woman goes 2 hot
  • Series of Charlotte-based warnings dispensed
  • James Bond continuity issues, solved
  • Brian Kelly buyout lawsuit drama, dissected with an amount of seriousness that may surprise and/or dismay you
  • Plus! The week 12 college football slate
  • This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber
  • Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Matthew Flovski
  • DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not
  • Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work
  • Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
  • Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino
  • Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase exclusive PTKU Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-branded loot

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• December 26, 20252025 First College Football Playoff Rankings Analysis feat. Donkeymind ™

  • The crew celebrates the Feast of Saint Jelly Roll
  • True-life country songs
  • Is ham a "light meat"? We debate, you decide
  • Do horses move? Asking for one of our hosts
  • Spencer welcomes a new addition to the family
  • The long-awaited sequel to Business Prison
  • Plus! The Week 11 slate of games, even the ones in the ACC
  • This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber
  • Shutdown Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock
  • DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not
  • Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work
  • Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
  • Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino
  • Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase exclusive PTKU Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-branded loot

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• November 05, 2025Nightmare Coaching Carousel Draft

  • !!! LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT !!! Homefield Apparel's Can't Miss Kickoff Tour Presented by Modelo is rumbling to Myrtle Beach, just in time for Halloween, and all audible crewmates on the good ship Shutdown Fullcast will be on hand (nautical term) to celebrate. Join us TONIGHT, Wednesday, October 29, at 7:00 PM, and wear your most inscrutable Halloween costume. Get details and buy your tickets here
  • Meanwhile, in the episode itself: French heist updates! Yes, multiple heists. No, besides that one
  • We're taking a whack at the early-blooming hell-carousel of the 2025 college football coaching hire/fire cycle by drafting new hires to fill the top 10 available jobs. But there's a twist!
  • Yes, we are aware it is technically still October
  • This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber
  • Fullcast theme arranged and performed by Trey McClure
  • DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not
  • Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work
  • Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
  • Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino
  • Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase exclusive PTKU Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-branded loot

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• November 05, 2025The Double Heist Episode, Brought To You By None Chirporactics

  • !!! LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT !!! Homefield Apparel's Can't Miss Kickoff Tour Presented by Modelo is rumbling to Myrtle Beach, just in time for Halloween, and all audible crewmates on the good ship Shutdown Fullcast will be on hand (nautical term) to celebrate. Join us on Wednesday, October 29, at 7:00 PM, and wear your most inexplicable Halloween costume. Get details and buy your tickets here

  • Like all good parties, this show has a theme: It's time to submit your SPOOKY DISASTERS to this online submission form.
  • Meanwhile, in the episode itself: Let's catch up with the coaching carousel! This discussion almost immediately turns carnal! It's not our fault Bobby Petrino's involved!
  • Now we have a soundboard. Ho-Ho-Ho
  • Local business reporting from Ryan
  • Guy Fieri Tequila Heist Update (warmup heist)
  • Main event heist: obviously the Louvre thing
  • Auburn trivia! Come alone do not bring weapons
  • Thanks for the entertainment, Florida State, whatever it is you've done lately
  • Plus a look ahead to the college football games of Week 9
  • This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber
  • Fullcast After Dark theme arranged and produced by Corey Cunningham
  • DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not
  • Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work
  • Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
  • Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino
  • Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase exclusive PTKU Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-branded loot

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• November 05, 2025Buddy Ryan Spank Bank Mother Lode

  • !!! LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT !!! Homefield Apparel's Can't Miss Kickoff Tour Presented by Modelo is rumbling to Myrtle Beach, just in time for Halloween, and all audible crewmates on the good ship Shutdown Fullcast will be on hand (nautical term) to celebrate. Join us on Wednesday, October 29, at 7:00 PM, and wear your most inexplicable Halloween costume. Get details and buy your tickets here
  • Like all good parties, this show has a theme: It's time to submit your HALLOWEEN DISASTERS to [email protected] as well as this online submission form.
  • Meanwhile, in the episode itself: When is a water jug not a water jug? And what is the most dangerous sandwich to consume after drinking to the point your own blood could be legally classified as a controlled substance?
  • Fired Coaches Draft update, wherein Spencer shares a surprisingly deep collection of Trent Dilfacts ™
  • Today in Convincing Statements From Bill Belichick
  • "Was that coaching or was that RICO?"
  • Motivational archaeology with Rex Ryan
  • Sports news from Busytown
  • Looking ahead to the Week 8 college football schedule (welcome back, Every Weeknight Football)
  • ACC Friday Night Games: You're Not Better Than This
  • This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber
  • Shutdown Fullcast theme arranged and produced by Chris Watkins
  • DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not
  • Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work
  • Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
  • Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino
  • Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase exclusive PTKU Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-branded loot

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• November 05, 2025Champions Fall Twice

  • !!! LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT !!! Homefield Apparel's Can't Miss Kickoff Tour Presented by Modelo is rumbling to Myrtle Beach, just in time for Halloween, and all audible crewmates on the good ship Shutdown Fullcast will be on hand (nautical term) to celebrate. Join us on Wednesday, October 29, at 7:00 PM, and wear your most inexplicable Halloween costume. Get details and buy your tickets here
  • Like all good parties, this show has a theme: It's time to submit your HALLOWEEN DISASTERS to [email protected]. You can leave them other places as well, but we're much less likely to see them
  • Meanwhile, in the episode itself: Previously, on Monday Night Football
  • Many accents are attempted in this episode. As usual, the NFL is to blame
  • It's Middle Earth Prostate Health Awareness Week
  • Paging through WRAL's latest UNC football reporting
  • Pause for intermission: Let's all compare head sizes
  • Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase PTKU Blue Sharks gear and Fullcast gear
  • You know who else has no defense? Penn State, come over here and take your medicine
  • Oh he's "Billy" again to Spencer, this is gonna be fun
  • Midseason update from coaches Hall and Kirk
  • Look ahead to Week 7 (Here's those UCLA war crimes notes)
  • PLUS! Making travel arrangements for Wake Forest-Oregon State, live on air
  • Secret Ryan Nanni Jags reaction footage provided courtesy of Ryan's loving wife, an angel of this earth
  • This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber
  • Shutdown Fullcast theme arranged and produced by Corey Cunningham
  • DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not
  • Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work
  • Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
  • Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino
  • The Shutdown Fullcast is sponsored with relentless intensity by Homefield Apparel

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• November 05, 2025Your 2025 September Heismen And HeisMarylands

  • Bobby's back, y'all (called it)
  • It's the end of September, and it's time to crown the teams and players we are glorying in right now and will possibly forget all about before November
  • Looking ahead to the Week 6 college football schedule
  • Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase PTKU Blue Sharks gear and Fullcast gear
  • This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber
  • This episode's theme song arranged and performed by Bats
  • Subscribe to our new $4 Patreon for more Fullcasts, including After Dark episodes each CFB weekend
  • DID YOU KNOW: Spencer writes Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not
  • Before the world ends again, treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work
  • Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
  • Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino
  • Visit HOMEFIELDAPPAREL DOT COM for all your comfy vintage oh-fficially licensed collegiate apparel needs

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