We return from an unexpected hiatus and to the world of No Escape to share our thoughts on "Barney's World", the long awaited (by us) reboot, and it's first 30-minute episode, which just so happens to be Baby Bop centric. What will we have to say about this new take on the nostalgic dinos we know and tolerate? Listen and find out!

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Edited by Jacob Miller

Show logo by Marissa Thorburn (and Tyler Green)

Show theme by Jacob Martin

At long last, the day is finally here: somehow, we reached 100 episodes! And what better way to celebrate it than doing the impossible: trying to make an already funny movie even funnier. Guest Bryant Langmuir joins us as we look at "Death to Smoochy", the Danny Devito directed deconstruction of a certain purple bastard's legacy starring Robin Williams and Edward Norton!

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Do what you want, cause a pirate is free! This week we finally look at LazyTown and one of the episodes that helped propel the show into the memetic legend that it is today.

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Edited by Jacob Miller Show logo by Marissa Thorburn Show theme by AndyHG and Tyler Green

We're back in action for 2025, and what better way to avoid thinking about the hellscape surrounding us than to travel back to a better time when Ashley Tisdale was one of our favorite it-girls, Kevin Pollak was finding steady character actor work, and LG flip phones were somehow still all the rage? The 2008 film "Picture This" has all these things and more!

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Edited by Jacob Miller Show logo by Marissa Thorburn Show theme by Andy HG and Tyler Green

Winter has arrived and so has returning guest Ryan Hipp as he braves the storm with us to discuss the beloved Michael Keaton vehicle "Jack Frost" and make the case that it's...actually pretty good?! Hear us discuss our bizarre (but arguably justifiable) childhood fears, mediocre re-records of classic rock songs, and of course, THE JACK FROST BAND!!! ---

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The Christmas season is upon us yet again, and what better way to celebrate than extending No Escape November to discuss one of the purple bastard's many run-ins with Santa Claus in "Barney's Night Before Christmas" --- Edited by Jacob Miller Show logo by Marissa Thorburn Show theme by Jacob Martin Please consider donating to The Trevor Project

The last week of "No Escape November" is upon us and we're joined by none other than Teerific Tributes for a trip to the Land of Make Believe with Barney and co. And by the Land of Make Believe, we mean various spots at Universal Studios Florida that also double for fantastical set design. Hear us discuss everybody's favorite shitty magician Maynard, a wild card crossover that you wouldn't believe even if we told you straight faced, and Baby Bop....PRAISE?!?! ---

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It's week 3 of No Escape November and our favorite Barney Buddy Marissa Thorburn joins us once again to look back at where it all started with Barney's very first home video! Join us, Sandy Duncan, and a slightly anemic iteration of everyone's favorite purple bastard as he puts on a backyard show that reaches mediocrity at best!

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No Escape November continues as Barney expert Kerron Stark (Spots of Love Podcast, Barney History Fans) joins us to pay tribute to the one and only Stella the Storyteller as we discuss the 1996 home video "Barney's Once Upon a Time"! Hear us uncover Baby Bop's bloodlust, make plenty of Muppet Classic Theater references, and discuss what could very well be the best song from a Barney tape.

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No Escape November (AKA The Month Of No Escape) kicks off with a visit from guest Gillian Quigley to discuss the 2000 tape "Come On Over to Barney's House" Join us as we explore the underwhelming labyrinth of Barney's home, with the help of some shoddy CGI and conveniently obscured fairy tale characters!

--- Edited by Diego Laćamara Show logo by Marissa Thorburn Theme by Jacob Martin