This one is like all the dumb characters from the office doing dumb idiot bullshit and being stupid. 

Bring your poors, bring your spores!

"If my life’s a story I’m illiterate"

It just is, man. 

We had the pleasure of hosting a panel at MagFest and took the opportunity to trick hundreds of people into doing our job for us! 

Thisisthemostefficientpodcastyouwilleverhear

hey its mold season so everybody head on out and get your mold for the big feast. Call your family over its mold time. Eat the mold. We're eating mold today

Ok so you’re in love with your boss’s ghost so you need to kill him but not yet because you want to be fired from your job