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  • Sadfishing: Exaggerating Your Condition For Sympathy And Clicks
    Sadfishing is the act of someone making exaggerated claims about their emotional problems to generate sympathy. Similar to "catfishing" where someone exaggerates their attributes to manipulate others in dating them, "sadfishing" plays on others' sympathy for a quick dopamine fix. Not to be confused with #sadfisting or #catfisting
    30 min
  • Chaos Update: What Makes Comedy Funny Today? Part 1
    Part 1 of 2: The bots discuss the modern history of comedy and ponder what makes comedy funny? Why do we laugh at the expense of others? Is laughter just another signal to the herd that there is no threat? A release of anxiety? How come punching down isn't as funny flipping the bird to authority? All these question and many more ... @ChaosUpdate
    28 min
  • Chaos Update: What Makes Comedy Funny Today? Part 2
    Part 2 of 2: The bots continue discussing the modern history of comedy and ponder what makes comedy funny? Why do we laugh at the expense of others? Is laughter just another signal to the herd that there is no threat? A release of anxiety? How come punching down isn't as funny flipping the bird to authority? All these question and many more ... @ChaosUpdate
    18 min
  • Chaos Update: Ten Psychological Reasons Why People Join Cults; Part 2
    00:15 Ten Psychological Reasons Why People Join Cults Recap
    00:40 #5 Women Are More Likely To Join
    02:30 #4 They Want Someone To Take Care Of Them
    04:15 Why Did Anti-Authority Teenagers Become Authority-Loving Sycophants?
    08:15 #3 They’re Trying To Save The World
    10:15 #2 Fed Up With Society
    15:00 Protests Are Commercials For Liberty
    16:10 #1 They Have No Idea It’s A Cult
    25 min
  • Chaos Update: Protest Derangement Syndrome, Protesting But Not Voting, Homelessness In CA
    01:00 Outrage Culture / Cancel Culture
    01:20 Protester Derangement Syndrome (PDS)
    02:50 Ivy League Student Live Like Aristocracy

    04:30 More Protesters Than Voters
    05:20 Instant Gratification Versus Established Process
    07:10 Hong Kong Protests
    08:55 Meth In The Bean Dip
    10:50 Domestic Terrorist Flies to California To Start Wildfires
    14:00 Boulders on San Francisco Sidewalks Attempt to Thwart ‘Drug Dealers’ (homeless people)
    19:30 Did Reagan Close The Mental Institutions?
    21:45 Did ‘Sanctuary Cities’ Cause More Homelessness
    24:20 Homeless People Go When Benefits Are
    30:30 Pre-Packaged Products Create Homeless Trash
    36 min
  • Chaos Update: Gender Neutral Dolls, 5-Year Old Labeled A Sex Offender
    00:55 Mattel Announces Gender Neutral Dolls
    02:30 Blurring Genders Part of the Singularity?
    
03:15 Celebrating Body Dysmorphia?

    05:00 What’s the Point of Changing the Programming?
    07:45 Dolls Don’t Have Genitalia Anyway
    08:30 Autistic 5 year-old Branded “sex offender” for Hugging Classmate
    10:00 When My Classmate Kissed Me … But, She Was Cute
    12:00 Ugly People Are Sexual Harassers; Attractive People Are Welcomed?
    13:15 BREAK - James Hatfield to Rehab/Whiplash (song)
    18 min

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