Chaos Critters

Welcome to Chaos Critters, a CritHippo podcast! In this thrilling episode, the critters embark on an intense quest to locate their missing ally, Azariah. With the assault behind them, the real challenge begins as they navigate intelligence checks and magical dilemmas to find out where their journey leads next.

As the group encounters a bizarre rubber duck and experiences unexpected magical occurrences, they must rely on their wits and teamwork. The introduction of a new character, Oculus Tentacles, adds a layer of complexity and humor to their adventure.

Will the critters succeed in rescuing Azariah? Can they decipher the clues and overcome the obstacles that lie ahead? Tune in to find out!

Our group leaves Goodfellow with more questions than answers and two new pacts. They head back to Melchior, where chaos ensues. As they navigate through unexpected appearances, magic mishaps, and looming threats, they must fend off an attack to protect their new allies. Will they succeed, and who is this mysterious new entity demanding worship? Tune in to find out!

Welcome to Episode 8 of Chaos Critters, a CritHippo podcast! In this episode, our adventurers grapple with the mysteries of a powerful Fae relic and encounter a peculiar ally who offers both wisdom and a pact.

The group seeks answers about a recent ambush on their friend Melchior, and their journey takes them to a quirky wizard named Robin. As they delve deeper into the enigmatic book, they uncover its dark origins tied to the Unseelie Court. Robin reveals the book's dangerous potential and the looming threat of the Lord of the Hunt.

Join the Chaos Critters as they navigate complex magical lore, form unexpected alliances, and face the challenges of balancing power and peril. Will they return the book, destroy it, or find another way to keep it safe?

Tune in to this thrilling episode filled with humor, tension, and the ever-present chaos of their adventurous world.

Welcome to Chaos Critters, a CritHippo podcast! In this episode, our adventurers continue their journey through a tumultuous D&D campaign. Connect with us at crithippo.com or email us at [email protected]. If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with someone you know.

Previously Episode 7: "He Started Rolling Dice, and I Panicked"

The Critters find themselves in the middle of a chaotic battle against a resistance composed of Fae. Originally planning to search the home of their previous captors, they must first deal with this unexpected encounter. As the battle unfolds, the team faces several challenges, including a deadly Moonbeam, a series of dexterity tests, and some unexpected magical occurrences.

Amidst the chaos, the team uncovers new magical items and attempts to decipher their uses. They also face the grim reality of their surroundings as they find blood and arrows scattered throughout the thorny grove. With one of their allies missing and the grove under attack, the Critters must piece together who is responsible and what they were after.

Join us as the team navigates through this perilous episode filled with action, magic, and mystery.

The Chaos Critters have run in to the Evil Fae at the critters' old enclosure, a place known as the Zoo, the Circus, or even the Farm. But why are these Evil Fae here? And what exactly is our party doing?

In this action-packed episode, the team faces intense combat scenarios, including a wild backhanding bear, and a spell-casting frenzy. Special moments include a hilarious encounter with a mysterious stick adorned with a dried frog, and a surprising love story between a dog and a shrub.

Will the Chaos Critters unravel the mysteries of this strange place? Tune in to find out!

Welcome back to "Chaos Critters," the CritHippo podcast! In this thrilling Episode 5, previously titled "Darklings, Quicklings, and Redcaps. Oh My," our party leaves the Orcish castle and returns to face the human druid, Melchior, for the promised judgment.

As they navigate back to the human druid, they are trailed by one of Melchior's team members. Tension rises as they encounter a new set of challenges, including a vial that could be crucial to their mission. Along the way, they face off against various mythical creatures and grapple with moral dilemmas.

Join our adventurers as they delve deeper into the mystery, uncover secrets, and engage in epic battles. Don't miss this action-packed episode filled with intrigue, strategy, and a dash of humor!

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Welcome to Chaos Critters, a CritHippoPodcast. We're thrilled to have you join us as we delve into Episode 4, "Balms Over Baghdad" (though it has nothing to do with Baghdad!).

In this episode, our adventurers face a series of challenges and puzzles after leaving the presence of the king. From navigating a room of potential books to solving the mysterious torch puzzle, the party must use their wits to progress.

As they explore further, they encounter a three-legged dog working through its identity, adding a touch of humor and heart to the journey. The episode comes to a gripping climax when the party finds themselves in a room with magical darkness and angel statues pointing towards a central fountain. The stakes are high as they try to uncover the secrets of the fountain and save the day.

Tune in to find out how the party navigates these trials, what treasures they uncover, and whether they can parlay successfully with the king and queen. Don't miss the laughter, the puzzles, and the epic moments in this exciting episode of Chaos Critters!

Welcome to episode three of Chaos Critters by CritHippo, where a group of friends goof off, comedically banter, and navigate their journey through a thorny grove in the mysterious wild. Encounter an elusive quicksilver creature with them, unlock the strategy behind their actions, laugh at their hilarious bloopers, and hold your breath at high tension moments.

Experience the love-hate relationship of our heroes with nature, their strategizing sessions, a dramatic encounter with the Orcs, funny moments around a bag of holding, and the nail–biting anticipation of an ambush. Be captivated by the masterful storytelling and join us in a laughter-ridden adventure.

Be a part of a thrilling chase in the wild with our band of explorers who are confronted by a mysterious creature. Tune in to experience their fruitless attempts to subdue it, and the suspense-filled chase that leaves everyone questioning its identity.

Witness the exciting discussions over the game mechanics and strategic decisions intertwined with humorous banter and high stakes. Explore the shared frustrations, comic relief, and the depth of camaraderie amongst the adventurers while they face a formidable foe.

Embark on an unpredictable journey with our cast of characters as they traverse through strenuous terrains, engage in strategic planning, parley with the Orc leader, and navigate between danger and diplomacy. Will they pass their trial by fire, or will it consume them?

In this engrossing installment, our adventurers find themselves in a dilapidated castle under the reign of Orc King, Gnurl. Faced with complex tasks, the echoes of a giggling child, and an impending darker fate if they fail, how will our heroes choose to play their cards?

Join us in the second episode of the thrilling Chaos Critters Podcast by CritHippo where our daring heroes must face dire consequences of their past actions. Unknowingly accused of a goblin genocide, the adventurers find themselves in a perilous predicament, striving to decipher their misleading charges.

As the narrative unravels, the charisma-depleted group is once again plunged into tumultuous combat. This time, they are up against menacing, sable-skinned humanoids while simultaneously wrestle with an unidentified beast. As friends turn foes and vice-versa, the group's survival now counts on their strategic creativity.

Adding to the fantastical unfolding plot, our characters encounter remarkable magical creatures and engage in hilarious and befuddling exchanges. Profound hilarity sprinkles throughout as they clash over looted weaponry and one character's mistaken identity for a bear. The arrival of an unexpected Sylvan-speaking ally intensifies the intrigue.

The group's bravery and astuteness shines through the flames of destruction. Amidst the carnage, they manage to share laughter and jokes, embodying their distinct identities. This thrilling episode concludes with an enigmatic proposition by a sprite named Palmera Almond Fig, adding another layer of complexity to their mystical journey.

In this fusion of laughter and mystery, the group embarks on an unexpected journey of self-discovery. They face peculiar magical beings, engage in light-hearted squabbles and gradually unlock their latent powers. The episode's end promises more surprises with hints of power transformations and appearance changes, leaving listeners in eager anticipation of the next episode.

Accompany our characters in this high-fantasy romp filled with comedy, adventure, and fantasy. Episode 2 promises nothing short of an entertaining journey of self-discovery and enlightening adventures in Chaos Critters' magical world. Stay tuned!

Enjoy a remastered version of Season 1 of Chaos Critters, some with new titles. This episode was originally named Just a Flumph in a Cage.

Embark on a thrilling, heart-pounding journey with the first exciting episode of "Chaos Critters: The Great Escape," a CritHippo podcast. This engaging tale of survival, rebellion, and liberation narrates the exploits of a group of sentient animals trapped in a game-like confinement. Join Honey the bear, Barry the Displacer Beast, Champion the Blink Dog, Bob the Kangaroo, and the elusive Chira as they decipher their bizarre circumstances and stir up a fight against their unjust confinement. Experience the exhilaration of the first breakout attempt, filled with swift action, insightful failures, and unexpected courageous acts.

As the Chaos Critters' adventure unfolds, we delve into their past, revealing the mysteries behind their unexpected sentience and the peculiar game-like enclosure. With their raw strength, instinctual perceptive abilities, and intelligent tricks, will they be able to conquer their captors and break free, or is this the onset of a far more complex and intriguing game? Stay tuned to "Chaos Critters: The Great Escape" and be a part of this wild escapade.

While the Chaos Critters square off against menacing goblins in a thrilling face-off, their humorous rapport and strong sense of camaraderie shed light on the intrinsic charm amidst their precarious predicament. Will their revolutionary strategies, magical strength, and unity help them triumph over the seemingly insurmountable odds? This episode stands as a testament to the power of unity, agility, and a pinch of good luck in an epic narrative of courage and camaraderie.

Anticipate being on tenterhooks with the release of the latest episode, "Escaping the Arcane Zoo: The Unleashing of the Murder Beasts". Witness the unstoppable force of our protagonists in their ferocious battle for freedom. From dangerous creatures to vengeful enchantments, and unending chaos, each twist and turn promises a captivating spectacle. Will our heroes ever find a moment of peace or is their path laden with perpetual danger and death? Get ready for this electrifying chapter that alters the course of the Chaos Critters' destiny, leaving an indelible mark on the magical kingdom.

Experience the thrill of this unpredictable roller-coaster journey as the ongoing chaos unveils more mysteries, magical phenomena, and unexpected surprises. The magical saga of mayhem and courage continues in "Chaos Critters: The Great Escape", promising riveting encounters that will forever remain unforgettable.