🎙️ NEW EPISODE: “The One with the Roastmaster General”

You think you’ve been humbled?

Try being told by your 7-year-old that you need therapy, your dog is thicc (with two Cs), and your potty training methods are questionable at best.

Welcome to Chaos with Kori, where the kids are savage, the roasts are personal, and no one—NO ONE—is safe.

🎧 Listen now… before (S) tells me I need a new microphone too.

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#ToddlersWithAttitude

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#SpeechlessSaturdays

#SavageKids

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#EmotionalSupportStanley

⚠️ Content Warning:This episode contains a traumatic birth story, including medical emergencies and PTSD-related experiences. Please take care when listening.

What do you get when a scheduled C-section turns into a full-blown Code Pink emergency?

A terrified mom, a heroic nurse named Amber, a husband stuck in a gown, and me — clutching my Stanley like a sword while barreling toward an OR like it’s the Indy 500.

This week, I’m telling the story of (P)’s birth — a whirlwind of trauma, adrenaline, and 80s rock.

It was planned… until it wasn’t.

This is The One with the Scheduled Emergency.

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Digging into your family tree sounds wholesome—until it leads to missing records, surprise relatives, and stories no one wanted told. In this episode, Kori uncovers long-buried secrets, wild history, and just enough chaos to keep it interesting.

#ChaosWithKori #FamilyTreeDrama #GenealogyGoneWild #AncestryAdventures #DeadAndTheDrama #FamilySecrets #DNAandDisaster #HistoryHunt #RealLifeMystery #PodcastChaos

This one’s for the parents who double-check the locks… and then check again.For the ones holding it together with snacks, door alarms, and sheer willpower.For anyone raising a neurospicy kid and wondering if they’re doing enough.

You are.You’re not alone.And no—it’s not always easy.But it’s always love. 💙

#ChaosWithKori#AutismParenting#Neurospicy#AutisticJoy#ParentingUnfiltered#ElopementAwareness#MomLifeUnfiltered#MeltdownMoments#SpecialNeedsParenting#PodcastEpisode#RealLifeChaos#ParentingWinsAndFails

All I wanted was to get my knee looked at.
What I got:
✔️ MCL tear
✔️ Exploded cyst (he squeezed my head for 30 minutes)
✔️ Heart monitor
Motherhood is a full-contact sport.

after releasing The One Where Everyone is Sick i got sick.

apologies for slow uploads, bear with me i dont want to get snot on my keyboard

#MedicalMysteryTour #MomChaos

I sat down for 30 seconds of peace… and ended up trapped in a camp chair, texting my husband for rescue, while Baby Got Back played in my head like a cursed soundtrack. Motherhood, folks. It’s a full-contact sport.

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Another week, another virus.

This time it’s snot, fevers, and a kid who coughed directly into my mouth.

Special needs, meds math, and mom guilt — it’s all here.

"The One Where Everyone's Sick (Again)"

#ChaosWithKori #SickSeason #MomLife #HotMessExpress

You earned the break — go rest that tired brain and maybe Lysol your soul 🧼🫧
Catch you when the next chaos hits 💙

What do a flying toothbrush, a psychic dream, and a destroyed toilet have in common?
Just another day in my house.
Join me for Episode 5 of Chaos with Kori:
“The One with the Psychic Toilet Vision”
Because when you’re a mom, even your dreams try to warn you.

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🚗💥 The Clampetts have entered the chat.

In this episode, I explain how our family got the nickname… and back it up with:

✅ My sister getting swallowed by a car seat
✅ A hotel room vacation ruined by explosive stomach bug
✅ Exorcist-level projectile vomit in a rental car
✅ The kind of chaos you don’t laugh at until 6 years later

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#ParentingHumor #MessyLifeMoments #PodcastEpisode #MomPodcast #StorytimePodcast 

#VacationFails #HotelRoomDisasters #RelatableAF #MomTruths #ProjectileVomitChronicles 

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Eight years ago, I forgot to sunscreen my legs at the beach.
The result? A family legend now known as... The Permasocks.

This episode is for every mom who packs the snacks, remembers the SPF for everyone but herself, and somehow still keeps the entire show running.

#ChaosWithKori #Permasocks #MomLifeUnfiltered #BeachFail #BurntOutAndStillGoing #PodcastEpisode3 #RealMomTalk #SunburnChronicles #HotMessMom #ParentingChaos #MomsDoItAll #InvisibleMom #MomHumor #SelfCareMatters #BeachDayDisaster