Ciao bellas! Allison and Nina are podcasting across time zones and continents while Allison is in Italy searching for the good gelato (iykyk apparently) with her family.

The housewives continue to be business brats and throw shade on franchises, “C Line” hair products and more. We are ready for all the snowflakes to get the same sign from God that Whitney received. Put the CEO hat down and get back on that proverbial pole, queen!!

Allison and Nina about lose their minds over all the ways to not show up as a mom, whether it’s dating a slimeball or startin’ trauma at the Baby Gap.

Join the Chaotic Good girlies as they recap their fun weekend, Italia travel and our favorite housewives!

We are chatty this episode and the actual recap starts at ~21 minutes.

The castaways are getting hangry! Jeremiah is popping worms like tic tacs, Shannon is blessing the monster hermit crab and Annie wants the coconuts with a lotta juice.

Alliances start to solidify and those on the outs are left clueless. Annie’s playing in a one man band, Jawan puts dirty sticks in a top girl’s bag and Sage is still nervously peeing.

Ask yourself, is your alliance like a ball and chain beware advantage or is the viiiiiiiiibe like really ~fire~?

Join Allison and Nina as they recap the latest survivor episode!

Lisa hosts a Litigation by Barlow Luncheon where she dismisses and denies any naughty business practices. Lisa sure went the distance but is she also distancing herself from her fellow snowflakes?

Bronwyn chases the eye contact of Todd over a lunch, Angie becomes even more Greek and Heather prepares her “creative” room as she empty nests.

If you came for mommy’s approval, we’re not giving it to you!!!

The Chaotic Good girls kick off the new season of Survivor, the 49th installment. It’s like the first day of high school…but not everyone is graduating. Who will be the top of their class? A meatshield bromance? A Rizgod? A taurus man? Join us as we breakdown the strategy, the social game and the chaos of Survivor 49.

Our snowflakes leave camping behind and return to Salt Lake City, thank gawd. Heather is ready to fully actualize into a rave kid and leave mommy duties behind. The rule is you only need to be a better mother than your fellow housewife! The flames are stoked between Lisa and Bronwyn as troops assemble, declarations of war are made and the first shot is fired. When will these ladies see the radical feminism of having *any* man pay the bills?

Angie (and Mary?) host an RV camping trip dubbed the “Class ‘A’ Getaway”. Sorry Angie, but we give you a grade F for thinking camping in winter with no food is fun. But! RHOSLC is back and we couldn’t be more thrilled. Lisa may be absent, but she’s still the main focus as the rumors and nastiness of her several lawsuits take center stage. Is there a witch hunt a brewin’ for our Mizz Barlow? 

The canon event of the season. The CG lore begins here.

They say it takes your whole life to make your first podcast episode and a few days to make your second.

Proof that manifestation works. Our humble but epic beginning.

Join Allison and Nina as they introduce the podcast, unveil the two reality shows they’ll be covering and start to peel back the lore that make these shows too chaotic good.