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Chaotic Goods episodes
- 11: D&Dave Blunts
The gang introduces a new guest and catches up on their lives, talks about Garrett's LARPing experience, plays Name that D&D Spell, honors Star Wars for May the 4th, plays Name that Monster, unpacks the sins of Wizards of the Coast, talks about Shay's much more cringe LARPing experience, and Garrett quits the podcast. w/ Shay. Enjoy.
57 min - 10: Smokin' on that Shit that Made Strahd Curse
Grandma almost kicked us out of the basement for this.
w/ Jake.
Enjoy.
59 min - 9: Mall Ninjas and The Great Cheese Heist
Jesse and Garrett talk about the upcoming Wizards of the Coast live-play D&D campaign, analyze the Chaotic Goods analytics, bash small-town nerd conventions and GameStop employees, ask a computer for stupid D&D campaign ideas, play Name that Monster, discuss the pitfalls of running horror games, talk about personal TTRPG experiences good and bad, and pay tribute to a real-life Dice God who recently passed. Enjoy.
51 min - 8: Virtual Beggars and Possible Bronies
The gang talks about different TTRPG systems including Goblin with a Fat Ass, delves into the extreme roleplaying elements of Jesse's new video game obsession Keizaal Online, analyzes the three pillars of D&D, discusses our favorite nerd-adjacent media, plays Guess that Monster and Racial Feature D&D Trivia, has an accusatory discussion about My Little Pony, and calls a friend. w/ Trevor. Enjoy.
53 min - 7: Mind Goblins and MILF Paintings
The gang reminisces on tragic D&D stories from our past, reviews the newest playtest release from Wizards of the Coast, plays another game of "Guess that Monster" and "D&D Never Have I Ever", Jesse tells a real-life scary cabin in the woods story, and we unpack the duality of Gary Gygax's sons. w/ Sierra. Enjoy.
59 min - 6: Total Party Kevin and Garrett David Chapman
The gang teaches Jesse the true meaning of "chud", plays some minigames, does NPC accents, compares Garrett to a famous killer, decides on this year's Halloween costumes, has an unironically serious discussion on literature, unwraps Total Party Kevin, and calls a friend. w/ Jake. Enjoy.
1 hr 1 min - 5: Garrett Gets Mad and Jesse Gets Wet
The gang talks about fishing, spams the word "wet", discusses the fabled creature Manman-Man, reminisces about high school, chats about movies, covers the latest TTRPG news, and asks the burning question: Charm, Slay, or Dominate? w/ Colin. Enjoy.
51 min - 4: Chevy Silverados and Shitting While Standing
Garrett and Jesse discuss insurance claims and Chevy Silverado-related injuries, vicious mockery, Bionicle, hot tub sales, Wii FPS games, VR chat, grass-fed beef sticks, LARPing, standing while shitting, dogs that look like men, and they even get physical at the end. w/ Nobody else. Enjoy.
#dnd #d&d #dungeons and dragons #comedy #funny #ttrpg #gaming #fantasy
46 min - 3: F*rries and W*men
This episode devolves rapidly. I honestly don't know how to summarize it. w/ Sierra. Enjoy.
#dnd #d&d #dungeons and dragons #comedy #funny #ttrpg #gaming #fantasy
48 min - 2: Orcish Heroin and Burger King Cybernetic Implants
The gang talks about Orcish heroin, martial artistry, Burger King cybernetic implants and sentient roller dogs. w/ Jake. Enjoy.
#dnd #d&d #dungeons and dragons #comedy #funny #ttrpg #gaming #fantasy
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About Chaotic Goods
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Jesse and Garrett talk about absolutely nothing most of the time and Dungeons & Dragons the rest of the time. Other people are also there. New episodes every Saturday.