Chaotic Mother...

This one with people texting the show - I think we played truth or dare and then Liesl went out to a garden for an evening of social distancing.

I just can't remember what was said here - it was a live one we did on Facebook in our kitchen - that's all I can tell you.

Ivan Brackenbury Hospital Radio DJ creator, the multi-award-winning comedian Tom Binns does a podcast with his multi-award-winning broadcaster wife Liesl Soards. They have 3 children and ADHD so they don't have the time or the organisational skills to get divorced. This isn't a marriage it's a hostage situation and this podcast is the only chance they get to talk.They've made it to episode 7 the audio equivalent of the 7-year itch and because Tom's got time on his hands now his tour has been cancelled this one has got production values, music and an edit! Boy does it make a difference.

Liesl crashes into another car this week and flirts with the owner in front of his wife and then fantasies about being with father of one of Tom's friends. Tom tries to get his money back from Uber Eats for an Egg McMuffin with Cheese.

Tom orders KFC to the wrong flat and gets read his miranda rights while Liesl takes pictures of her privates for Tom's Dad to see.

Tom has been shouting at old ladies and telling lovely BBC employees to F*** off. He also has the worst kind of accident you can have in a van. Liesl has nits but blames Tom.

Fresh from her speed awareness course Liesl can't remember any of the lesson other than what she taught the teacher she also reminisces about one of her favourite car accidents.

Tom discovers Liesl is on Tinder, Liesl takes money from a beggar and then is visited by the three ghosts of Christmas Office Parties. (recorded on location on a cruise ship in the North Sea)

Just when Liesl thinks she might be on time for the first time in her life she discovers she's at the wrong church for a baptism. If what she did in the ballet class doesn't make you cringe then you are not normal. (recorded on location on a cruise ship in the North Sea so sound a bit dodgy)