FULL TILT. This episode is the perfect length, material, and heft. We solve religion & regale you with "The ""The Matrix"""

*This is the same episode as the previous upload, shortened for your consumption and delight. The. Revolution. Will. Be. Slurped.

LISTENER BEWARE: around the 20 minute mark Ben introduces what seems to be a cult? He said it's an intellectual organization or something. Anyway you can follow along on our Instagram if you'd like to see what we were being cooked with, MK Ultra style.

Chaos, conjecture, stupidity: just add water.

When are we not talking about tennis? Polluted but undiluted content here folks: a real rally between heavy (intellectual) hitters. Joyeux cinq mai!

DUNE 2 IS HERE. The pod digs deep enough into the earth to discover the government's secret cheese reserves. Stitched together from 5 different audio files, this one has transitions, tangents, swings & misses.

SEASON 2 FINALE! Our most vulgar episode as we discuss Amazon's Saltburn. We also determine this year's theme in just under seven minutes- followed by Erica detailing Amazon's Red White & Royal Blue ... shot for shot. Season 3 promises to be the year of the guests so get ready for some MORE Chaotic Stupid Pod in 2024!

Neptune IS an ice giant. But that's not the only facet that may excite you. So sorry Ben made weird mouth noises this episode, he apparently has a new tick. We're neither naughty nor nice this holiday season- see you in a secret third way in 2024!

Who was the first to fake a moon landing? What do women think of other than ancient Rome? Why are all men the same when it comes to dump trucks squeezed into stretchy pants? What did yawl bond with your families over on turkey day?

*For your turkey day food coma / driving while stuffed brain bleaching pleasure... this episode is a roller coaster, if you zone out for a bit just zone back in. We took a road trip and boy does it show in the audio quality. We're thankful for our dozen loyal listeners this season- but we'd even more thankful if we had a sponsorship.