What would YOU do if you were James Marsden, Nicholas Holt's brother, and watched a movie but couldn't recall the plot or the outcome? Ring in the new year with the stupidest 20 minutes of your week.

It was really hard to title this one, with such a spread of topics covered, so we went with the wrong actor and a food that wasn't available at any of the stations.

FULL TILT. This episode is the perfect length, material, and heft. We solve religion & regale you with "The ""The Matrix"""

*This is the same episode as the previous upload, shortened for your consumption and delight. The. Revolution. Will. Be. Slurped.

LISTENER BEWARE: around the 20 minute mark Ben introduces what seems to be a cult? He said it's an intellectual organization or something. Anyway you can follow along on our Instagram if you'd like to see what we were being cooked with, MK Ultra style.

Chaos, conjecture, stupidity: just add water.

When are we not talking about tennis? Polluted but undiluted content here folks: a real rally between heavy (intellectual) hitters. Joyeux cinq mai!

DUNE 2 IS HERE. The pod digs deep enough into the earth to discover the government's secret cheese reserves. Stitched together from 5 different audio files, this one has transitions, tangents, swings & misses.

SEASON 2 FINALE! Our most vulgar episode as we discuss Amazon's Saltburn. We also determine this year's theme in just under seven minutes- followed by Erica detailing Amazon's Red White & Royal Blue ... shot for shot. Season 3 promises to be the year of the guests so get ready for some MORE Chaotic Stupid Pod in 2024!

Neptune IS an ice giant. But that's not the only facet that may excite you. So sorry Ben made weird mouth noises this episode, he apparently has a new tick. We're neither naughty nor nice this holiday season- see you in a secret third way in 2024!