Episode 208: ‘Chapel of Bushf*cking’ (Elizabeth Barlow)

Have you ever sketched the beautiful woman across from you at a kimchi burrito shop, just to get a date? Queer cartoonist & first time Bawdy storyteller Elizabeth Barlow craves more than just a spicy meal and a cuddle, so when the opportunity for a novel experience with a dominant woman appears, she battles every roadblock to make her lesbian fantasies come true. Soon she’s hiding in the brambles of the local Marina, having multiple orgasms with a view…but why do I have leave my arms available again? #Boats #Sketchbook #absinthe #SpeechBubble #TeachMe   Song: ‘Blackberries’ (Emily Blue) About the storyteller: Elizabeth Barlow is a Moth StorySlam winner & Bisexual Narrative Artist who creates transformative queer art.   Episode links:   Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. 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It’s on Zoom so you can attend from wherever you are. Space is limited so register now at  https://bit.ly/HowToBeFascinating2 Questions? Contact Dixie at [email protected]   PRIVATE COACHING: Want me all to yourself? I’m also offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you customize your stories. Anxious about navigating what’s next? Are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast or working on brand storytelling for your business?  I can help you communicate with clarity - and I’d love to help you find and tell your story. Email me at [email protected] for more info.   LIVE SHOWS: Tickets are now on sale for Bawdy’s 15 Year Anniversary show on Saturday, February 26th, 2022. It’s a 2 show night (remember, each show is unique) and the full evening wristband gets you into both shows. 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Team Bawdy is:   Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker & Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith & Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour & Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!