We’re kappa krazy in this episode and we’ve got Shane Hosea (@ShaneHosea), Portland improvisor and host of Anime at the Gates (@animewheel), on to help Russ escape the prison sentence he earned by pretending to be a Japanese yokai.

Notes: the Kappa of Portland, Alan’s IKEA-hacking, Russ Hour, Beto’s sexy jutsu, coke strains, Calamente Cuchulain, Rasta String Cheese Man, laxative crimes, the YIIK man, Tamara Kailaney, Jaredthefox9’s banishment, Russ’s Mad Cow Disease