Hogcast: Speedy Delivery

For this episode we invited our Gaming Correspondent, Scott (@FKASocks), to help us launch a new energy drink based gaming news channel. Somehow this turned into a lesbian ultimatum and a lot of talk about gooning.

Notes: Lesbian Ultimatum, GFourl, Stab Stimulant, Doug’s First Non-Woke Game, A Quiet Place: Roadhead, The Crow Goon Jacket, Traitorous Fat Man, Viziers and Eunuchs, Dookie Dash: Unclogged, 9/11 Suspension Bridge Effect, Tim Burpin’ Presents Drinkingjuice Drinkingjuice - The DemoniCoke Freakstyle Drink ReBOO 0% Juice is Loose in 666 Sips, Blowhole Blast, Gru’s Pineapple Lifestyle, Unperforated Pizza, Alan Ruins Everything, Minion Blasted Popcorn, Theater Pizza, Woke Tuah, Five Nights at Chao Garden, Shadow is not Vegeta, Menage au Gex

We're furious about the rumors of Disney bulldozing PizzeRizzo to create Monsters Inc. Land. There's only one way to fight back: create a bizarro version of Disney and beat them at their own game. That's right, it's the Walt Studios D32 fan event. Don't say we didn't warn you - it's a bad episode. 

Notes: They’re Killing the Muppets, Walt Studios, Pelosificent, The Worm Must Feed, Sherlock’s Honey-filled Coffin, Sid is Back, Shin Doctor Who, McDonalds Gacha, Wimpy War: The West Wing, Redditor Pizzas, Mini4King, BioLizard Bucket, God Von Erich, Callouses of Friendship, “Rod Dreher, Host of the Nightmare”

After doing 200 episodes of The Number One Independent Sonic/Pizza Podcast On the Planet, we’re so happy to move on to where the real money is at: games journalism. So we’ve brought on our dear friend Ben Pack to usher in our new era of The Giant Hogcast 

Notes: Giant HogCast, TikTok Crying Guy FPS, Italian Catholics, Marcel and MJ, Hedonism 2000, Gyaru Fieri, Pokemon Mass Extinction, Greaseman’s Limp Bizkit, Watergate, Tim Burpin’ Presents DrinkingJuice DrinkingJuice - the DemoniCoke FreakStyle Drink ReBoo (zero percent juice is loose in 666 sips), The Positive Game Reviewers, And do you really need anybody else????, Power at Casa Bonita, Rules Lawyering vs. Powerscaling, Redditor Pizza Wedding, Kaiki Deishou’s Pizza Boat Party, Commander Mykhal Taelor

Deadpool fever is sweeping the nation and one of us got roped into joining the Weapon XD program to become totally epic and random. Only #mymentor @goomvi can help us exorcise the spirit of Deadpool using the Power of Waking. Buckle up, we're not getting out of the barnyard on this one.

Notes: Weapon XD, Cajun Flavor, The Deadpool of Willendorf, Dramatic Ryan Reynolds, “Tim Burpin’ Presents DrinkingJuice DrinkingJuice: The DemoniCoke FreakStyle Drink ReBoo, Zero Percent Juice is Loose (in 666 sips)”, MRESteve1989’s NSA sting, Waterpool Minute, Tinky Winky’s Purse, Nasty Deadpool Pizzas, President Joe Fixit, Tom Hanks Notch, The Original John Pork, Shadow’s Ultimate Fearless Biotechnology Class Hot Dog, The Fartiswheel Guy, The Baja Tickler, Conservative Lava Girl, The Anti-Mutant Groyper, Oyster Queen, The Babygirl Messages, Funko Muno, Pei Daiyocha, Russ’s Chappell Roan Confession

For the finale of our beloved "De-potable Me 4 Sips 4 Gru 2 Rise" drink review segment, Alan sat down and watched every Despicable Me movie. But the question remains: did Gru rise?

Notes: L’Minions Internationale, aguas frescas, Miku in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?, Highway Minion, The Haunting of Gru House, Watto Voice, Grucel, Karate Wife, Dru vs Gru Hotness, The Mega Minions, Did Gru Rise?

Hoo boy, that debate was a real shitshow. One guy is so senile he keeps looking at the same book assets for hours on end and the other guy is a weird lava snake. Where is Mamala???

Notes: Sleepy Gideon, Painted World of AntsCanada, Bayou Pope, Catholic Built, Hopsinland Empire, Dr Disrespeto Gfuel, The Blighttown of America, What foods would get us killed in A Quiet Place, Magican Mouse, Knotfest Camel Dung, Def Jam 2024, Lara-Su Chronicles, Cap’n OG Readmore, Streamer Teacher Mewing for 4th Graders

Correction: Drake did not sample a Shadow the Hedgehog song. He sampled “His World” from Sonic 06 for the song “KMT”. Bolsonaro also used this song in a campaign video in 2019. They are both similar types of guy, to me

It brings me no pleasure to report that the king of Club Random is looking to retire. Will we be able to find a successor to the throne before he enters his final Kush Coma?

Notes: The King of Club Random, Moon Boy and Devil Dinosaur, Health Sodas, Tendy Subs, Scottish Morrigan, AI Pizza Glue, Crust Chew Crust Please, Azof Battalion’s Problematic Pizza, Is Your Wimpy War Over?, Casa Bonita with Korone, Sonic’s Synergy is Too Good, The Nastiest Time in Prehistory, Dinosaurs Attack Trading Cards, SMTV Bonus Item Rage

The movies are under attack and we have a plan to save them. Yes, it involves Noovie and the wonderful Maria Menounos.

Notes:  The Movie Theater Lifestyle, Ape National Guard, Invisible Stink, Funko Watto, The Big Dog of Shimano, Built By Creamers, The Prude’s Fantasy, Rocko’s Gooner Life, Pepsi’s  Rock the South Tour, Canadian Cheese, Ki-Adi-Mundi’s Goomars, Shadow says Fuck, Unabomber Shed Tinyhome, Jenny Nicholson Neom Video, Nico Yazawa in the Blazing World, Hot Topic Sonic Line, Language of Nukes Subtitles

Wow, we're so excited to have this opportunity to make a themed role-playing experience for Disney's Doug! I sure hope this doesn't get scrapped and replaced by another equally replaceable property.

Notes: Wish Upon, Elden Doug, Not the Mama, It’s Fate, The Evening Dump, Frieza the Homeowner, Jessica Chobits, Shonen Soda, Gros Michel, Watturd2, New Haven Apizza, Congressional Baddies, Legally Bubba, Baki’s Drug Test, Wakandan Kumon Academy, Rompope, Vilerat Creepypasta, Vtuber Kindergarten Voice, Mewing and Looksmaxxing, Mystical Milfs, Into Night Dream Delights, Challengers Summer

Happy belated Boonta Eve to everyone! We're so glad that our good friend Watto was able to pull some strings and get all of our favorite podracers on the show. (Well everyone but Sebulba...)

Notes: The Boonta Eve Classic, Certified LoverFluggrian, Dwegon Diplomacy, Inventor of Gnomes, Island Boys vs. Da Vinki Twins, Space Angels, Invader Zyn, Poopdeck Pappy’s Clash of Fate, Costco Midnight Hour, De-potable Me 4 Sips 4 Gru To Rise, Professor Toothsome’s Chocolate Emporium, Xorn and Fantomex, The Fairness Meter, Fujordan B Peterson, Knuckles UCB Show, Latina Rouge the Bat, Miss Heed, Richard Scarry Apple Cars, What if Kevin Smith knew who Mori was?, Johnny Three Tears