Hogcast: Speedy Delivery

It's the most important night of the year, so you know we had to get our wonk The Chart Hog (@ShaneHosea) to come on and crunch the numbers for us. And what numbers you may ask? Well of course it's the First Annual Venom & Joker Evil Clown/Goop draft.

Check out Shane's games here http://harkforsooth.itch.io

Notes: The Chart Hog, Joker and Venom Memorial Evil Clown & Goop Draft, The SmartWife, Doki Doki Realistic Panic Attack, The Sinister Six(?), Damn I feel like Hey Arnold, Mini XL Symbiotes, Dark vs Light Sodas, Beetlejuice Hax, The Great American Buc-ee’s Project, Morticia’s Kooky Chocolate Shake, MindofHKlum, Orbot Smoking a Cigarette, Scream Stealers, Does nobody have anything nice to say about mussels

Folks, love is back in a big way. Specifically a very special kind of love that involves trapping people in dollhouses to do ageplay shit. We got our friend Iris (@Elf_Chaser) on to talk about the horny bullshit that's going on in this show, the dogshit movies we've seen at the theaters lately, and uncles.

NEW RULES:

1. Alan can no longer mention The Maker, The Batman Who Laughs, or The Batman of Zurr-en-arrh

2.  If Alan brings up any shitty Marvel/DC crossover event to make Russ feel sad, they have to put $1 in a jar and after $10 Russ gets Taco Bell, BUT he has to use the shuffle function from the app to get random food

2.  Only five minutes of X-Men discussion per episode (includes our friend Glob Herman)

Notes: Magia Scat, The Three Mystic Tokens, The Netflix Anime Ghetto, The Dollhouse that Queers Heterosexuality, James Cameron’s Ageplay Painting, ERP Healing, Goku’s Greatest Fear, Le Boss Bebe, Lesbian Jumpscare,The Problem with Monster Musume, The Real Magia Magenta, Latex Cube Guys, Iris’s Jerma Encounter, Fear of Cartoons, Van Helsing’s Nonstop Action,Todd’s Groyper Apology, Chilly Willy, Precure Color Theory, Isekai Uncle, Unc Draft, Northern Kremisphere, Lovely Loco, The Man Who Invented Boobs, The Secret to Improv, Icees vs Stews, Mori Predictions, Electroswing Drums of Liberation

In this one we say goodbye to our beloved Beetlejuice themed segment and hello to two dogshit movies. Will Cesar Wattolina build Roku City? How many times can we say The Maker or The Batman Who Laughs before Russ loses his mind?

Notes: Supernatural Disaster, Megaludris, Dr. Crazex, Coppola in the Franxx, Dumping Garbage in the Blazing World, The Maker, Venom Freeze: The Last Ounce, Cesar Wattolina, Chappell Russ Man, Landmine Pizza, Wiener Coffee Pizza, LEGO Biolizard, FGC Arthur Fleck, Sexy Rat, Gyroid Gynoid, A Moratorium on The Maker

We're back to doing commentary tracks for dementedly horny anime. This time it's the worldwide sensation, Gushing Over Magical Girls. Of course, that means we had to get our friend @dauragon to come on and talk about fighting games and powerscaling.

Covering episodes 1-4 of Gushing Over Magical Girls.

Notes: Pervert Powerscaling, S&M Frame Data, Creami Mami, Goonforce, Sexual 3D printing, Folie a deux, Creepy Juice, Hard-Off, Bondage SSR, Pig Liver, Tasteful Pasties, Magical Girl Labor Politics, Gatchaman: Nextdoor, Heartbreak feels good in a place like this

Well, everyone left our Patreon and our discord server, so we're living out of Alan's Cybertruck. Thank god we've got our friend Piss (@Tsukihimedemake) to help rip off the format of a marginally more popular show while we discuss the new Sandy Cheeks movie

Notes: Our Discord Server Betrayal, Cybertruck Escape Room, United Snakkkes of KKKamp KKKoral, SpongeBob Spotlight, Enslaved: Odyssey to the Left, SpongeBourgeoise, Robot Wanda Sykes, Broom Boy Minute, SpongeBrat, Lego Pharell hat, A24 Presents The Front Room’s: The Frothed Brew - An Elevated Beverage Critique, Hegelian E-girl Nadeko, YIMBY NIMBY explainer, Conquest of Crazy Bread, The Evil Pig, A Frankenstein is Haunting Europe, Moon Viewing Pies, Evil Shadow, Warsman and Sneagator, Unabomber and Unabombshell

For this episode we invited our Gaming Correspondent, Scott (@FKASocks), to help us launch a new energy drink based gaming news channel. Somehow this turned into a lesbian ultimatum and a lot of talk about gooning.

Notes: Lesbian Ultimatum, GFourl, Stab Stimulant, Doug’s First Non-Woke Game, A Quiet Place: Roadhead, The Crow Goon Jacket, Traitorous Fat Man, Viziers and Eunuchs, Dookie Dash: Unclogged, 9/11 Suspension Bridge Effect, Tim Burpin’ Presents Drinkingjuice Drinkingjuice - The DemoniCoke Freakstyle Drink ReBOO 0% Juice is Loose in 666 Sips, Blowhole Blast, Gru’s Pineapple Lifestyle, Unperforated Pizza, Alan Ruins Everything, Minion Blasted Popcorn, Theater Pizza, Woke Tuah, Five Nights at Chao Garden, Shadow is not Vegeta, Menage au Gex

We're furious about the rumors of Disney bulldozing PizzeRizzo to create Monsters Inc. Land. There's only one way to fight back: create a bizarro version of Disney and beat them at their own game. That's right, it's the Walt Studios D32 fan event. Don't say we didn't warn you - it's a bad episode. 

Notes: They’re Killing the Muppets, Walt Studios, Pelosificent, The Worm Must Feed, Sherlock’s Honey-filled Coffin, Sid is Back, Shin Doctor Who, McDonalds Gacha, Wimpy War: The West Wing, Redditor Pizzas, Mini4King, BioLizard Bucket, God Von Erich, Callouses of Friendship, “Rod Dreher, Host of the Nightmare”

After doing 200 episodes of The Number One Independent Sonic/Pizza Podcast On the Planet, we’re so happy to move on to where the real money is at: games journalism. So we’ve brought on our dear friend Ben Pack to usher in our new era of The Giant Hogcast 

Notes: Giant HogCast, TikTok Crying Guy FPS, Italian Catholics, Marcel and MJ, Hedonism 2000, Gyaru Fieri, Pokemon Mass Extinction, Greaseman’s Limp Bizkit, Watergate, Tim Burpin’ Presents DrinkingJuice DrinkingJuice - the DemoniCoke FreakStyle Drink ReBoo (zero percent juice is loose in 666 sips), The Positive Game Reviewers, And do you really need anybody else????, Power at Casa Bonita, Rules Lawyering vs. Powerscaling, Redditor Pizza Wedding, Kaiki Deishou’s Pizza Boat Party, Commander Mykhal Taelor

Deadpool fever is sweeping the nation and one of us got roped into joining the Weapon XD program to become totally epic and random. Only #mymentor @goomvi can help us exorcise the spirit of Deadpool using the Power of Waking. Buckle up, we're not getting out of the barnyard on this one.

Notes: Weapon XD, Cajun Flavor, The Deadpool of Willendorf, Dramatic Ryan Reynolds, “Tim Burpin’ Presents DrinkingJuice DrinkingJuice: The DemoniCoke FreakStyle Drink ReBoo, Zero Percent Juice is Loose (in 666 sips)”, MRESteve1989’s NSA sting, Waterpool Minute, Tinky Winky’s Purse, Nasty Deadpool Pizzas, President Joe Fixit, Tom Hanks Notch, The Original John Pork, Shadow’s Ultimate Fearless Biotechnology Class Hot Dog, The Fartiswheel Guy, The Baja Tickler, Conservative Lava Girl, The Anti-Mutant Groyper, Oyster Queen, The Babygirl Messages, Funko Muno, Pei Daiyocha, Russ’s Chappell Roan Confession

For the finale of our beloved "De-potable Me 4 Sips 4 Gru 2 Rise" drink review segment, Alan sat down and watched every Despicable Me movie. But the question remains: did Gru rise?

Notes: L’Minions Internationale, aguas frescas, Miku in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?, Highway Minion, The Haunting of Gru House, Watto Voice, Grucel, Karate Wife, Dru vs Gru Hotness, The Mega Minions, Did Gru Rise?