Folks, we've got a quick holiday treat in the form of a podcast recorded while Alan was in Japan

NOTES: Alan going Wolverine mode, what to do if you get attacked by mercenaries on an airplane, Zootopia 2 is the first movie not about LOVE, Fruitopia 2/Brendan Refreshers Soda Gallery, Alan’s saving the Suica Penguin, We talk DOG from Mug Root Beer, Russ is MAD about Coco Ichinbanya, Japanese Cold Chili, Shadow in the Nice Timbs, Built By Gamers: Feudal Japan Edition, The Blue Dragon’s Trick.

We were late to the Trump blowing Bubba email news so we had to find something no one else is talking about: how our stupid government is destroying our beloved penny and keeping the loathsome nickel

Notes: They’re Killing the Penny, Podcaster DESTROYS the Nickel, Heroes Don’t Do That, Famichiki Sando, The Second Rally to Restore Sanity, A&W vs Bevtaster Bad-cans: Whoever Nibs We Gulp, He Will Never Grow the Fungus, We gotta get Watto scanned, Open Sores Code, The People’s Pizza, Lady Speeds to Pizza Portal, The Music They/Them, Wacky Dominos Vehicles, Blowing Bubba, Skull Face Labubu, TikTok Swimmers Kit, Chuckster Wendig, The Ghostly Scarecrow of Chiang Rai, Burgoo with the Goblins, General Monster

Well, the government shutdown has stopped our monthly checks from the three letter agencies that pay us to do the show. What the fuck are we gonna do now? Journalism, that's what.

Notes: Which MGS3 Character is Most like the Antichrist, Tiny Cousins and Fiverr Nephews, Lil’ SP, FastFoodjimoto Presents Chainstraw Can: The Fizzy Arc OR Chugonia: That’s a Little Evil Drink, Red Bug Dye, True Buffalo, former boss robberies, Rise and Grind Slenderman, Pope Goldbelly, Portnoy’s Pizza Kabbalah, Big Byootocks, GameStamps, The Sonic Airplane, Tawna’s Reverse Bimbofication, Electro-wave Human Tackle

We're taking a stand against sexy Frankensteins and all sorts of ghasts and ghoulies that are being normalized in our twisted society these days.

Notes: Frankensteins are Having a Moment, Kinetoscope Screamers, Waymo Christine, Sitcom Perverts, Toy Chica, Ryans vs Golden Corral, Worm Brothel, Pull Tab Appreciation presents: One Bottle After Another, Do it for the Vineland/Tron Taurines: Jared Liter’s Sips Cult, Food Science Operation Paperclip, Taco Bell’s: The Layer Slayer, Luxe Box Skull Face, Mori Calliflippe Challenge, Shaboozey Rebrand, AI Uncle, Global Warming State Foods,  Metron’s Mobius Bed, The Maker’s Dome, Sucked off by Veggieman, Blue Fugates, TikTok Alien Meteor, Scream at every AI

Well we were going to announce all the leaked DLC characters for Sonic Racing: Crossworlds, but the damn rapture stole our thunder. And right after my barista refused to write Watto on my cup? I can't even with this freaking hell world

Notes: Pascal’s Draft Kings, Bulls in Heaven, Dr Kidney Stone, Watto’s Starbucks Order, Pull Tab Appreciation presents: One Bottle After Another - Do it for the Vineland, Socialism with Toydarian Characteristics, America’s Bimbofied Chicken History, The Day the Raisins Died, Superchat Begging for Peg, BK3 Plan, The Hungry Podcast Prude, Lizard Pizza, Beer City Pizza Controversy, Vector: A Life in Four Chapters, Hitchbot Memorial, Elio 2: The Secret of the Glorp, JetSpeed, Femcel Riddler, Condiment King’s Listeria Outbreak, Too Many Energy Constructs, Melania Hatman

We brought on our friend Bossman Scott (@fkasocks) to give us an update on all the hottest games dropping this fall. He also spent a long time talking about gamer girl bath water and Joey’s World Tour. Are you mad at us?


 

Notes: Bossman Scott’s Fall Gaming Update, Prima Noctis, Ethical Girlwater, GoonerSupps, The 1 to 3 Sips of Scotty Doo: Featuring the Hex Swirls, Joey.EXE, The Return of Dr Pizza Stone and Evil Mr Pizza Steel, Bo-Linda, Brian Griffin of the Puppygirl Chats, DMT NiGHTS Vision, Nationalized Points Card, Crawthems

We watched Ne Zha 2 and saw a vision of a future with epic pee jokes and hype moments. Back here in America though? Nothing but different treat brands going Woke (and then Broke shortly thereafter.)

Notes: Chopped Barrel, Greta Thunberg’s Gifts, Watto of the Worlds, King Time, A24oz Presents Ne ZhA&W Brew: Root-vesti-beer of the Slobs, Labubu Face, Flatzz, Cajun Hornymen, Trump’s Handsome Pizza Party, The Hedgehog’s Gospel, Robert Crumb Bigfoot, Chinese Cryptids

We went to Casa Bonita to support our friend and Free Speech Warrior, Eric Cartman. However, that got overshadowed by the announcement of the fucking Homestuck cartoon that neither of us wants to watch but feel compelled to talk about. 

Notes: The Vivziepop Homestuck Menu, The Stupids Karmic Punishment, Diddy Ahh Jollymon, Walkaround Comic Book Guys, A24oz Presents Ne ZhA&W Brew: Root-vesti-beer of the Slobs, Kidney Confusion, Wattofield 6 Beta, Respeto Airline, Connie Conehead, Taco Bell Voidout, Grocery Store Mindsets, Fake Movies Guys, The Goonsiders, Of Mice and Dasha, Pizza Detectives, Na’vi Pastafarians, Goon Moments and Aura,  Rizzler Hardees Burger

We were so excited to do the finale of our drink review segment (Fantastic Four First Sips: As Told by Ginger) at Comic-Con this year! Unfortunately the crowd did *not* like our Doctor Doom reveal.

Notes: Double glazed fritters, Lil’ Skrimp’s Lil’ Adventures, Poppy Kong, Get in the Live2D model Shinji, Robert Downey Watto, Sleepin’ and Tokin’, Steam Powered Giraffe, Fantastic Four First Sips: As Told By Ginger, Homeowner Gargamel, Powerscaler Rage, Food Scalpers, Sex Guillotine, Werewolf Bread, Hulkster in Heaven, Rasta Toad, Wizpig’s Birthday Letter, Cinesthetic Woman, Uncle Kong, Treatler Console, Chuhai Lips: Canned Flavor of Married Women, The Nasty Stomach Family

Ah crap, our Ha got separated from our Ka and we're stuck on the damn Beach. Now how the hell are we gonna get our treats delivered?!

Notes: On the Beach, Cinesthetic Women, Polisticks, Small Store Sipperman: Can More-sips-on Drank Quietly, Respeto Griffin, Funko v Nendo, Agent Gorgon Zola, Age of Doug, Borrito, It’s Giving Glorp, Dollar and Pound Bargains, Sonic McClaren, Leftist Mario Kart, British Dark Faeries, Hitler Direct