We’re making some big moves in Hollyweird this week, as we beg our friend Rodney (@Rodney_Berry of the American Arts & Culture Review podcast) to lend us some tinseltown magic.

Notes: our big Hollywood acquisition, pube wakizashi, fucked up little cups, Home on the Ranch, Lin Manuel’s $90 pride snowcones, Viking Pizza, Constitutional spice usage, pizza robbery mementos, Big Dan Nainan Energy, Onceler and Nights, Helga the Jotunn, prestige interventions, Joey’s World Tour Death Urge