A new Sonic game is finally here, but we're stuck inside a storage closet at Twitter HQ figuring out which cats to ban. Also Watto got rebooted.

Note: JortTurd, Dialectical Demon Fusion, The Master Debater, The Bayblonian Bee, Proustian Burger Stink Reverie, Dildohitler’s Locker, Reboot Watto, The Zoa Zona, Bootstraps Pie, Associate Lore Manager, Mara Jade Bishoujo Figure, Slinger the Ocelot, Ian Flynn’s FOXHOUND unit, Mumblecore Sonic, Daily Prestige Requirement