Sick, we found a dried up Diddy Kong paw on sale. I sure hope we aren't hoisted by our own petard with a series of ironic and spooky wishes.

Notes: Diddy Kong’s Paw, Rayman’s Big Features, Foxy FNAF, The Sneak Point, Watto Kreuger, Big Tower, We Like Garbage, The Golden Corral Strain, Big Bob’s Yurt, Lemon Sundrop Dandelion, Duality of Gym Teachers, lizard phylogeny, Luigi Skinamarink, Kraven as Evil Goku, The Pachinko Man, Cringe Collab Predictions, Don’t Call Mancow at 3 AM