Podience, it is a recurring treat to be your steadfast Falsetto Prophet host. Are you adept at observing the ineptitude of your corporation? If so, both in being adept, yourself, and maintaining a keen eye for inefficient, wayward colleagues, this Chemohawk Session was composed just for you. Today, we will elucidate the topic of Value Stream Mapping, elimination of workplace refuse, mic drop grand quotes, and compare a fully functioning workplace to the lean introduction of the 80's action thriller: Predator. Not only do I adroitly encapsulate a Predator dialogue, but I concomitantly incorporate a Predator related tale into my personal nugget. Soon, I will be embarking on a new book in the audible digest of Chemohawk Sessions with my main man Wam Bam Motherf****** Kam. Whiskey Wednesdays commence soon, and as that warm whiskey soothes our throat and gut, our hot topical dialogues promote scuttlebutt. I am, in a word, excited. Unwind, with me, the daily grind. Listen to this at first light or after twilight, whether tired or wired; I am here to steer you to a safe sanctuary far removed from the diabolical, draining workplace. -Falsetto 

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.