Podience, have you ever captured a flag during the course of a playful, peaceful game of childhood fun? Harder question... have you ever properly identified and subsequently captured the wartime, white-collar corporate flag relegating, marginalizing and minimizing your pure victory into a contradictory victory? If so, please let these healing, attention-stealing words, from the mind and mouth of Falsetto Prophet, guide you through these white-collar warfare laden times. I am as happy to be here today as I'm convinced that if you start a sentence with God and end it with fstars, you may be the unwilling recipient of a murderous lightning bolt. I recall a cancerous experience that enlivened an unexpected smile from an otherwise laboratory-cold doctor. Seek, grab and grip the small victories, Podience, speak of them, celebrate them, commit them to your long-term memory and post them, with glee, for all to see. I offer you a Texas-sized portion of quotes, just the right amount of research, and a nugget so captivating, it exists in fstars captivity. Unwind, with me, that cancerous daily grind; and, with these Chemohawk Sessions' magical, medicinal doses of therapeutic sound waves, no white-collar parasite can live for long. -Falsetto

*Intro/outro song, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.