Notes: Alan’s leak of the Panama Papers, An Eldritch Taint, A Smurf Theory, Alan googles Marge Simpson’s centerfold, Bengala is fucking shit, King Cuerno’s Hungry for Sonic, Tom Bombadil Destroys the Old Man Pussy Willow, The pizza bomb and the third company to call itself “the Uber of pizza,” Colton Burpo meets Sonic and Eggman, Donald the Duck will put a little surprise under your tree, Another brick in the toilet,