A mysterious foe approaches? Will Alan and Russ survive this calamity? Can I take a moment here to talk about my girlfriend? All this and more on HOGCAST: Speedy Delivery.

Notes: Amy hats, spicy buttholes, mexican pizza, witch hunting dad, more goddamn beach queens, Paul McCartney’s soundcloud mixtape, Love Live/Sonic crossover, Scratch and Grounder, Russ jacking off with food, baby dick pizza toppings, dessert lube, Mobian raisins, General Salty’s Sad Guy Club, Liquid Robotnik, no irony or memes in 2015, Ghost fingerblasting.