“Surprisingly enough, after running about a mile, the scrawny little ‘wimp’ could endure sprinting for a while. He was tougher than her looked.”

In acts of sheer power, Joe uses his delinquent penchant for violence to protect his friends from the evil forces of witches, hags, and hippies.

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