"My name is Legion, and I am a beacon for whoever you are, on either side of the war."

“Oh no! Either the Phantom Phantom has a new friend or two new Phantoms have come.”

The grand finale of the Phantom Phantom saga, in which a father and a son and several of his friends try and fail to reckon with a legacy of stupidity.

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"Hammerhead raised his hand to fire another shot. The Phantom Phantom knew if he was hit it would kill him. Quickly, with all his strength he became a solar panel."

The conclusion to the epic, confusing, tragic, and deeply romantic saga of The Life and Death and the Life and Death of Johnny Atman or The Rise of the Phantom Phantom.

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"Jeftinite and Hammerhead told us you were coming."

At long last, Johnny Lizard Atman comes face-to-face with the Force that created him... and meets four possibly sexy alien ladies along the way.

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“Four days later, they were ready. They had built a perfect rocket."

As the title of the episode implies, the Phantom Phantom and his coworkers launch into space in order to find the source of the lizard ghost's powers. Really.

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“You see, Tad's plan was to lure The Phantom Phantom by using the kids as bait."

With the Phantom Phantom wreaking havoc in the suburban community of Ely, Nevada, it is up to journalist Tad Fitzgerald to lure the monster out into the open.

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“He came in wearing a silk hat. Everybody stared at him."

Everybody's favorite Nevadan journalist Tad Fitzgerald grows his family in this beautiful tale of life, laughter, and love. Meanwhile, the massive shapeshifting lizard ghost that lives in his basement tries to get a job.

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“If all you stupid jerks don't drop those guns, I'll use your brains for ammunition."

In which the formerly innocent protagonist of The Rise of the Phantom Phantom sinks to genuinely shocking lows and gets fired as the janitor of Columbia Pictures.

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"He probably spent all his time practicing jumping."

Now a teenager, Johnny Atman wrestles with powers beyond his own comprehension... and makes yet another person collapse to the ground in a terrible faint.

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“Yes,” she proclaimed, “Johnny Lizard Atman will be his given name.”

In 1980, the eleven-year-old Larry Holt wrote a superheroic crime novella titled The Rise of the Phantom Phantom. Now, some forty-four years later, his adult son and his friends decide to bully him for it.

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