"You aren't going to beat a pro with ballet, break dance, Sarah!"

In this absolute blast of a chapter, Joe and Sarah face off against the deadly Sphinx, where expectations are both figuratively and literally turned on their head.

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"Why don't I die?! Why won't I die!?! WHY CAN'T I DIE?!?!?"

After an old friend is resurrected, Sarah and Watcher venture towards the mysterious Sea of Souls, where treacherous monsters, manic boat salesmen, and an adorable Kraken wait for them.

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"You humans and your weird names... Canada!"

After some brief shenanigans with a new party member, the washed-up, sad sack writer Bill Tell comes face to face with a terrifying and honestly disgusting threat.

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“I once took a life I shouldn’t have… the man deserved life, but I took it, for I needed to pay ye rent of twenty souls.”

In which Watcher is forced to negotiate with a very eager Ghost King in order to save the lives of his mortally wounded friends.

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"Joe's heart skipped a beat as a bird-like man swooped down and talked in an ancient language which sounded oddly like Spanish."

An unexpected and traumatizing event forces Sarah to question her beliefs.

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"Good job! Now your weaponless and dumb!"

A bored and down-on-his luck Genghis decides to entertain himself by destroying numerous families.

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"Cockerel morphed into a buff human."

In an Avengers-style team-up, the "ruptured" characters from Gail band together to complete a common goal: kill Bill.

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"Oh my stars."

In this epic jumbo-sized chapter, the party faces off against the terrifying King Hut. Joe and Sarah also grow closer by reminiscing about the "good old days," before a dumb kid named Will joined their class.

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“Cookie-maker, sire?”

In which the Dark Lord Genghis and his goblin henchman Gordon attempt to open a Rubik’s Cube.

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“Tell me more about these hags. Are they beautiful creatures, just as I believe they are?”

We return to the lackluster life of Bill Tell, who previously denied paternity to the Ing Lord Guam. In this chapter, he attempts to publish his prophetic book Rupture, only to be interrupted by a number of very familiar faces.

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