Stay Buried

“If all you stupid jerks don't drop those guns, I'll use your brains for ammunition."

In which the formerly innocent protagonist of The Rise of the Phantom Phantom sinks to genuinely shocking lows and gets fired as the janitor of Columbia Pictures.

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"He probably spent all his time practicing jumping."

Now a teenager, Johnny Atman wrestles with powers beyond his own comprehension... and makes yet another person collapse to the ground in a terrible faint.

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“Yes,” she proclaimed, “Johnny Lizard Atman will be his given name.”

In 1980, the eleven-year-old Larry Holt wrote a superheroic crime novella titled The Rise of the Phantom Phantom. Now, some forty-four years later, his adult son and his friends decide to bully him for it.

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"Here ends Book 1 of the Gail Trilogy. Stay tuned for Book 2: Fracture!"

In which an eleven-year-old idiot attempts to conclude a book he had no business writing in the first place.

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“This is no friendly meeting, Joseph. I will now be your master, and you will address me as such.”

The story of Joseph Morgan and his friends comes to a close in a quintessentially Rupture way: via lore dump.

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“I am here. Let us fight.”

The epic conclusion of Rupture. Joe comes face to face with the Dark Lord Genghis in a dazzling battle you’ll probably forget.

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"I now understand everything..."

The calm before the storm. Bill, Gage, and Guam talk about the Zeus clan in detail, revealing a shocking twist about the characters at the heart of Rupture.

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"There, it is done. You have betrayed your friends for another..." The Ghost King said.

Sarah and Joe continue their journey home with the help of their trusty, loyal sidekicks: the ever-dependable golems... whom they love and care about very much and would never do anything to callously jeopardize.

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"This place, during the Battle of the Sand Dune, was a perfect heck on Earth."

The war for planet Earth rages at a military encampment in the Sahara, and a familiar face returns from the dead to save the day.

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"Cockerel picked up a sword and started to trace a David's star in the sand of a beach."

Ladies and gentlemen, the worst chapter in the book.

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