Stay Buried

“He saw the castle grow in the distance as he got closer and closer until it was no longer in the distance."

Joe, Watcher, Jagger, and Sarah come face to face with the third Guardian of Gail: the long-anticipated, shapeshifting penguin known as the Cockerel.

Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter!

Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to [email protected]. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!

Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

“We prefer to take form as what Earth would call a penguin.”

While searching for the third piece of Sílthur, Joe is forced to reckon with a force more powerful than any he’s previously faced: puberty.

Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter!

Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to [email protected]. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!

Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

“Theory logical.”

In the town of New York, a middle-aged writer named Bill is accused of fathering and subsequently abandoning a demonic gargoyle child. In other words, the novel expands into even weirder territory.

Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter!

Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to [email protected]. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!

Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

“I said go. What, is a piece of brimstone stuck in your ear.”

In this chapter, we flashback a couple hours to the possession of Farmer Blue, and Genghis continues his rampage to find the mythical “Crest of Orr.” Also, the book dips into a strange meta-narrative for the first time, implying that eleven-year-old Newt understood postmodernism more than he does now.

Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter!

Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to [email protected]. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!

Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

“Farmer Gorm Blue, keeper of the Eternal Ice, wielder of the Górll, host of the demonic Ing, I release you of your duties!”

Watcher recruits a familiar face to help defeat the Scarecrow, who seems to be vulnerable only to fire-based attacks… because of the straw, we guess?

Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter!

Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to [email protected]. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!

Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

“Watcher watched the wisp-full winter walk with wakening woes."

In this special chapter of Rupture, Joe and his friends confront the second Guardian of Gail, a powerful sentient scarecrow. Then, a truly mind-blowing twist changes everything for the party.

Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter!

Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to [email protected]. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!

Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

“My family, my home, everything. Fire is nothing to love.”

A young elf has strange sexual tension with a sentient ball of fire while Rone continues her search for pieces of Sílthur.

Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter!

Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to [email protected]. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!

Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

“I was hoping you wouldn’t go brain-dead. I just hoped you would plain die.”

The plot thickens to molasses-level-viscosity as we discover more about the universe of Rupture. That's right, folks. It's a lore dump episode. We also meet a character named Clik McDall, for some reason.

Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter!

Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to [email protected]. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!

"Will smiled again. Just having his friend was miracle."

In this cinematic chapter, Joe and his friends come face-to-face with the first Guardian of Gail, a giant and apparently depressed ape. A battle ensues for the first piece of Sílthur.

Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter!

Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to [email protected]. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!

Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

“There is no such thing as good. Everyone that says they are good are liars.”

Following the destruction of Sílthur, Rone consults with Genghis in his palace. Things escalate quickly as they often do around the Dark Lord, and the hosts of Stay Buried are forced to unpack a number of truly bizarre decisions in the narrative.

Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter!

Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to [email protected]. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask!

Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.