Chemohawk Sessions

Chapter 52: White-Collar, Black Belt: Worrier or Warrior? Chemohawk Podience Sessions with (My Non-Bio Brother Abroad) Adam


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Podience, I'm the podcaster privileged enough to introduce, to today's Chemohawk Podience Sessions, a current serving warrior of our naval operations. Admiral Adam, my non-bio bro and wombmate to C-Drew, is my oldest amigo--from elementary school through the doldrums of adulthood. Today, we'll discuss the tragedy of sharing space with military personnel who suffer cat s*** breath, the merits of our middle school teacher's tan, fit legs, which qualities summarize a respectable leader, what is and is not worth worrying about, and how to be a warrior at the gym, with your family, and throughout your fstars life. I'm eager for you loyal listeners to hear my loyal compadre speak; I am equally eager to have C-Drew listen to this session, as they were wombmates after all-- wombmate is a special kind of male mate to have. Adam reminds me that I still have oodles to learn about military affairs but that my genuine interest in military knowledge remains healthy and fstars hungry. Unwind, with Admiral Adam and me, while we order a missile strike on the warlike daily grind. If you listen close, you will learn where the sightliest females live in the entirety of the world, and you'll receive the aural treat of me sing snippets of LLoyd Bank's song: Warrior. Enjoy some civilian R&R while you let wash over your ears these aural pleasure wavelengths. -Falsetto

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.

F.C.F.U. (Fact-Check Follow up #1) The terrible city my bro Adam had a terrible time in: Goa, India. A bit of trivialized trivia...this was the same place Jason Bourne laid low in, with his lady Marie, at the beginning of the film, The Bourne Supremacy. 

F.C.F.U. (Fact-Check Follow up #2) Capt. Crozier was the commanding officer of the U.S. aircraft carrier, Teddy Roosevelt, during the onset of Covid, in 2020; he was sadly relieved of his command due to a leaked email, not leaked by Mr. Crozier, regarding his concerns about the virus spreading throughout his ship. He was ultimately, subsequently reinstated as the ship's commander. 

F.C.F.U. (Fact-Check Follow up #3) The novel Adam referenced, for your reference: The Quiet Warrior: A Biography of Admiral Raymond A. Spruance

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