Mom (is dead). Yep we all have one, well at least we all came out of one! RIP June 14, 2020. Nurse (at a prison). Child of the great depression.  High school smoking lounge. Vo-Tech cooking. Dishwasher at 12 years-old. Flies in the fryer pop! Fake cousin. Pedophile boss. Remember 8-track tapes in the car? Bakery bully. TWA silverware? "Son, go buy me some Kotex pads." Rolf, the Master Baker, yes Masterbaker, and loved Hitler. Pre-Med college major? No such thing. The morgue.  What is a D.O.? I was "Schroeder." Marching Band and white bucks and tenor drum. Black band struts! Teacher pedophile smacks my butt. PE at 13 and showering with boys and teachers? Whiskey bottle lamps.