Podience, 

I appreciate you. And to convince you of my appreciation, I packed this Chemohawk Session full of confessionals, personal accounts and my own rap version of a Vanilla Ice song for you. You are worth it, dear Podience. If you've ever needed a Rosetta Stone translation of management's wicked wordplay and beyond, this is the episode for you. Here, I will provide a decoding of the higher up hieroglyphics: what you are being told to do and how you are being told to do it. If you suffer from FIM (Foot in Mouth) disease, this will also likely strike a compassionate chord.  Also, I'll introduce you to some relevant and captivating quotes from Deadwood show legend: Albert Swearengen. Now relax, sip some high-dollar whiskey while on your workplace clock, and always keep smiling as we unwind the daily f****** grind. -Falsetto

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.