Cheryl does something illegal. Sheriff Old Chris Pine does something illegal. Fred Andrews does something illegal. JugDad does something illegal. All of the other parents do something illegal. Riverdale is illegal.

Chapter 7: In a Lonely Place

Cry Me a Riverdale is a deconstructive look by deconstructive boyshapes Jon Risinger (On the Spot) and Mikey Neumann (Movies with Mikey) that seeks to illuminate new things about the show Riverdale. These two super-sleuths will break it all down, Encyclopedia Brown-style, and unlock the secrets of a show that never should have existed in the first place.

Arts

Literature

Performing Arts

Design

Food

Fashion & Beauty

Visual Arts

TV & Film

Comedy

Chapter 51: The gang have troubles, they sing about their troubles, then they sigh and walk off scene. Then they got more troubles, so they sing more, and also frustratingly sigh more. Repeat.

Chapter 51: Big Fun

Chapter 50: Gladys is the Kingpin, Jughead is Daredevil, Veronica is Elektra, I think Archie is also Daredevil sort of and Betty might be another Daredevil or Iron Fist.

Chapter 50: American Dreams

Chapter 49: Kevin goes full Farmy, the Serpents & Ghoulies are not getting along and Archie almost gets Chuckied by a kid. Things are fine.

Chapter 49: Fire Walk With Me

Chapter 48: Archie goes full Creed on boxing with OCP while Betty saves her mom from a less than safe hot tub party.

Chaoter 48: Requiem For A Welterweight

Chapter 47: A lot of good gay stuff happens and Jon gets a pizza delivered.

Chapter 7: In a Lonely Place

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