Cry Me A Riverdale

Chapter 51: The gang have troubles, they sing about their troubles, then they sigh and walk off scene. Then they got more troubles, so they sing more, and also frustratingly sigh more. Repeat.

Chapter 50: Gladys is the Kingpin, Jughead is Daredevil, Veronica is Elektra, I think Archie is also Daredevil sort of and Betty might be another Daredevil or Iron Fist.

Chapter 49: Kevin goes full Farmy, the Serpents & Ghoulies are not getting along and Archie almost gets Chuckied by a kid. Things are fine.

Chapter 48: Archie goes full Creed on boxing with OCP while Betty saves her mom from a less than safe hot tub party.

Chapter 47: A lot of good gay stuff happens and Jon gets a pizza delivered.

Chapter 46: Welcome to Teen Crimes, brought to you by Drug Island.

Chapter 45: Dark Archie enters into the extended Riverdale universe and FP looks good in a uniform.

Chapter 44: Betty attempts to actually use the legal system and fails miserably at every turn while Veronica commits felonies and hires a gang for protection and Jughead all but ruins the serpents. Archie kills a bear. With his hands.

Chapter 43: We meet Mama Jughead. We like Mama Jughead. Other stuff might have happened this episode. Not sure.

Chapter 41 & 42: Archie is on the lam so he decides to lay low andOH CRAP ARCHIE ALREADY LEFT THE BUNKER! Then he visits a farm. Then he gets shaved.