Characters

Characters

By Alex + ColleenFiction
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Characters episodes

  • Rubber-Impregnated Canvas

    On this episode, Colleen is rambling about having undiagnosed OCD, chatting about celebs across the board and cringing at the thought of her grandparents owning a waterbed.


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    31 min
  • Life Is Poppin'

    Honestly, we recorded this episode quite a few hours ago and we've had quite a few drinks since then so as for what we talked about this episode...your guess is as good as mine. All I know is Kyle Rittenhouse is NOT invited to Thanksgiving. Gobble Gobble!

    1 hr 6 min
  • Anya Taylor Thomas

    On this episode, Colleen admits exercise actually does make her feel better, understands why the new dad charm works on her and introduces THE NEW JINGLE??? Can't get over it. 

    31 min
  • Read A Room

    On this episode, Colleen is thrilled to share her latest experience with Offer Up, gives fraudulent facts on... *rhymes with shma-shmor-shin*, and is going straight to hell for what she says about her grandma.


    THIS is the article I was referring to...please read for the "truth"

    32 min
  • The Kids Should've Said No

    Colleen is once again joined by her number one, AyyyG. Nothing out of the ordinary on this episode! They're discussing China, the AR universe and the Catholic Church. Just your standard Wednesday chat! 

    1 hr 15 min
  • Papa Roach

    I'm back and as mediocre as ever! This week I'm talking about neighbors(both good and bad), the subliminal messaging in songs I listened to as a child and end up getting sappy for a minute while appreciating my life and the people in it. #blessed

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    41 min
  • COLLEEN IS A BIGOT

    I honestly don't even feel that this episode deserves to be published. But the only reason I would leave this episode unpublished is  to shield people from my uninformed self. However, I can't deprive the good American people of the sheer entertainment my stupidity provides. So here it is.

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    33 min
  • Tom Cruise Deepfake

    Colleen is joined this week by special Guest Alexxxx Gardnerrrrr where they discuss the Facebook "crash", how the hell Brian Laundrie is "missing" and if circumcisions are "necessary." 

    1 hr 15 min
  • We Should Have Our Own Show

    In true All Talk form, Colleen is backing out of her grand ideas for a new show format and decides to just give the people what they want - a completely random show of chaotic rambles!! I must say, it felt like it had the makings of being a preeeetty promising episode...just saying!

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    36 min
  • Current Cult Leader

    We're spicing things up YET AGAIN!!! Colleen is discussing the possibility of switching up the format for the show while driving home the fact that you don't always need college, kids.

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    26 min

About Characters

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Anti-intellectual. Anti-populist. Fake aloof. Written and performed by Alex and Colleen. The names and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons…