In a throwback to when they used to just talk about horrible films, Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage cover the 2006 remake of the Wicker Man. Starring Nicolas Cage and making very little sense, we talk about Piranha 3D, Piranha 3DD, country boners, bees, and everything we possibly can to not focus on what a disaster this film was. Join the Diabolic Duo as we dissect the Wicker Man 2006 in our latest Cinematic Autopsy!

In the woods there grew a tree and a fine fine tree was he

and on that tree there was a limb, and on that limb there was a branch, and on that branch there was a nest, and in that nest there was an egg, and in that egg there was a bird, and from that bird a feather came, and of that feather was a bed.

and on that bed there was a girl, and on that girl there was a man, and from that man there was a seed, and from that seed there was a boy, and from that boy there was a man and that man was Charles.

In the woods there grew a tree and a fine fine tree was he

and on that tree there was a limb, and on that limb there was a branch, and on that branch there was a nest, and in that nest there was an egg, and in that egg there was a bird, and from that bird a feather came, and of that feather was a bed.

and on that bed there was a girl, and on that girl there was a man, and from that man there was a seed, and from that seed there was a girl, and from that girl there was a woman and that woman was Chelsea.

The Diabolic Duo of Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions are back, this time, to discuss Zack Snyder's 2004 remake of Dawn of the Dead. We discuss proper sleepwear, four legged zombies, the alluring power of Andy, and even have a cameo from Chelsea's father! We're back from the grave and ready to...oh, wait, wrong zombie movie. 

It is a Christmas miracle, as we resurrect from the dead, much like the zombies of George A. Romero's Dawn of the Dead! Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions return to discuss undead Smurfs, mall helipads, the Walking Dead, what has and hasn't aged well about this film, and much much more! It's profane, hilarious, and informative as the Diabolic Duo take you into the heart of Dawn of the Dead.

In this exciting episode of Tilda and Tilda's Cinematic Autopsy, featuring our special guest, Tilda, we discuss the 2018 Luca Guadagnino "homage" to the Dario Argento classic. And we go all in on everything from mirrored sets to lesbian love stories to the RAF to anal hooks. Come and dance with us!

We take a trip to a little dance academy in Munich for a tale of witches, dancing, murder, dubbed dialogue, and lots of red paint. Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions are back to cover the 1977 Dario Argento classic, Suspiria! Along the way, we'll discuss ghosts, nudity in 1970's swim classes, real life brushes with horrific terrorist attacks, and why you should also sleep with a German woman if she asks. The Diabolic Duo are here to discuss this beautifully shot trippy film in our usual irreverent, hilarious, and profane way! And tune in next week when we cover the remake! 

Deviating from our regular format, we present to you the first of several bonus episodes, where Charles D. Lincoln interviews some of his friends and colleagues. How did they get into the industries they're in? What do they do that makes them fabulous? Listen in to find out!

Fresh off discussing the 1981 original, Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions return to go into the 2013 Fede Alvarez version of Evil Dead! It's a tale as old as time, as five friends go to the woods and find themselves awakening something evil and dead! Along the way, Charles and Chelsea will discuss adrenaline, homemade defibrillators, how many American men think they could beat a lion in a fist fight, how much tree one could fit in their various orifices, and more! Not another peep, time to go to sleep, it's time for Evil Dead 2013!!! 

Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions are back, this time going into films and their reboots/remakes. The very first of these will be the 1981 horror classic, Sam Raimi's Evil Dead, a movie that not only launched the career of Bruce Campbell, but was also one of the biggest influences on Charles' writing. We discuss everything from awful set conditions to tree assault to how Evil Dead II actually functions as a sequel. And join us next week, when we will tackle the 2013 Evil Dead remake! 

It's time to let it go as Charles D. LIncoln and Chelsea LeSage go into the unknown and discuss Disney's Frozen II. As well as fun facts about turtles, the morbid nature of fairy tales, what makes Charles cry, how long it'd take you to walk across a sea, uncircumsized peni, and much much more. The Diabolic Duo are here to fill your heads with edutainment!